Got a few extra bucks laying around?

Started by Marty Ward, September 16, 2016, 10:55:28 AM

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Marty Ward

September 16, 2016, 10:55:28 AM
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Sir Slash

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September 16, 2016, 01:47:01 PM
Damn! How much does UPS charge to ship to the U.S.? I would like to just drive it up and park it outside the White House for a weekend.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Barthheart

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September 16, 2016, 01:58:29 PM
Dear NSA... he's only joking....  :P

Marty Ward

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September 16, 2016, 01:59:29 PM
Buy a DD tank and drive it right on home! :)
If it looks like chicken, tastes like chicken, and feels like chicken but Chuck Norris says its beef, then it's beef.

If women had apostrophes instead of periods they would be even more possessive!

Ubercat

#4
September 16, 2016, 02:30:31 PM
Those manikins look hilarious.
"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labelled a radical 50 years ago, a liberal 25 years ago, and a racist today."

- Thomas Sowell

GDS_Starfury

#5
September 16, 2016, 09:10:27 PM
it's a French Sherman that took part in the battle of Paris....
so it never fired a shot or took damage.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

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September 16, 2016, 09:47:53 PM
Are you saying it was dropped only once?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#7
September 16, 2016, 10:28:16 PM
Driven by a little old lady in Toulon only to church on Sundays. Those aren't shell holes in the front, they are for ventilation.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.
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