The british government weighs in

Started by besilarius, November 14, 2016, 06:45:47 PM

Previous topic - Next topic

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

Print
Go Down Pages1
User actions

besilarius

November 14, 2016, 06:45:47 PM
http://cogink.com/cleese/

Think it is very insulting that the Minister of Silly Walks is haranguing america.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#1
November 14, 2016, 06:54:57 PM
That one has been kicking around for years now. Maybe it's time has finally come.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

#2
November 14, 2016, 07:43:29 PM
Come and get us Kidney Pie. Once you get a load of Rosie O'Donnell and Cher, you'll 'deficate' yourselves to get rid of us. Stick that in your 'U'.  :cowboy:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Boggit

#3
November 14, 2016, 08:35:19 PM
LMAO! The truth hurts...  Cousin Jonathan! :DD

Nice find Besilarius! O0 Like Staggerwing says, it's been around for a while, but still funny.

Sir Slash has a good point though.... :o But it could have been worse if we were being sent all those progressive liberals and SJW's who promised to leave for Canada. What? They're not in Canada???? But they said they were leaving if Trump won.... Don't send them here....!!!!!  :hide: :-"
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Sir Slash

#4
November 14, 2016, 11:00:15 PM
HA! Now you guys have to build a wall.  #:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Boggit

#5
November 14, 2016, 11:11:32 PM
 #:-) Hadn't thought of that! Never mind, we'll get the Americans to pay for it! ::) ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Sir Slash

#6
November 15, 2016, 11:44:19 AM
Do you take Pesos?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

JasonPratt

#7
November 15, 2016, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: Boggit on November 14, 2016, 11:11:32 PM
#:-) Hadn't thought of that! Never mind, we'll get the Americans to pay for it! ::) ;)

That special relationship: the gift that keeps on giving!  >:D
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Boggit

#8
November 16, 2016, 08:19:48 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on November 15, 2016, 11:44:19 AM
Do you take Pesos?
See if you can do a 2 for one with the Mexicans. I'm sure we'll take credit... ;D
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

Boggit

#9
November 16, 2016, 08:21:38 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on November 15, 2016, 12:47:20 PM
Quote from: Boggit on November 14, 2016, 11:11:32 PM
#:-) Hadn't thought of that! Never mind, we'll get the Americans to pay for it! ::) ;)

That special relationship: the gift that keeps on giving!  >:D
We pay our 2% GDP for our NATO contribution... it's the others you have to worry about... bloody freeloaders! ::) ;)
The most shocking fact about war is that its victims and its instruments are individual human beings, and that these individual beings are condemned by the monstrous conventions of politics to murder or be murdered in quarrels not their own. Aldous Huxley

Foul Temptress! (Mirth replying to Gus) ;)

On a good day, our legislature has the prestige of a drunk urinating on a wall at 4am and getting most of it on his shoe. On a good day  ::) Steelgrave

It's kind of silly to investigate whether or not a Clinton is lying. That's sort of like investigating why the sky is blue. Banzai_Cat

GDS_Starfury

#10
November 16, 2016, 08:28:42 PM
oh, I'm aware of the Germans....
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Print
Go Up Pages1
User actions