Alien: Covenant

[BanzaiCat]

Company Pier?

There's a saying that you shouldn't "fish off of the Company pier", meaning it's best not to diddle your co-workers or there may be repercussions.

Gus is thinking of humping his way to the top.

[Gusington]

Back before I was married I dated my best friend's boss. It was hilarious until it wasn't.

[mirth]

Back before I was married I dated my best friend's boss. It was hilarious until it wasn't.

Did she make you fire your friend?

[Gusington]

She tortured him every day by calling me not by my name but 'my boyfriend' and discussing the things we'd be doing that evening or over the weekend and then telling him how I couldn't hang out or go to the bar because I would be with her. I laughed it off for about 3 weeks. Installing an in-window air conditioner caused me to break up with her. To date my [now] The Wife.

[BanzaiCat]

"Installing an in-room air conditioner?"

Did she turn frigid on you or something?

[mirth]

Things got a little frosty.

[BanzaiCat]

I guess she wasn't a fan, then.

[mirth]

She blew hot and cold.

[Gusington]

She kept telling me I was doing it wrong. Still talking about the a/c here.

So I just left the apartment thinking 'there's this other chick out there with much larger breasts who's really into me, doesn't have a hair lip, is much prettier and smells a lot better. Fuck this.'

Next year we will be together for 20 years total. I made the correct decision.

[mirth]

So whatever happened to frosty hair lip?

[BanzaiCat]

Sounds like the heat was on with the Wife.

[mirth]

So the wife put the deep freeze on frosty hair lip?

[BanzaiCat]

Sounds like she made Gus give her the cold shoulder.

[mirth]

And Gus is usually so warm.

[BanzaiCat]

Of course. Being closer to the Earth means more warmth and less wind resistance/convection. It's simple physics.