Death By Bath Lotion

[mirth]

Apparently the death count is over 70 now 

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/21/506440314/more-than-60-russians-die-from-drinking-bath-lotion-putin-moves-to-cut-booze-tax

[Dammit Carl!]

Wowzers. 

[Sir Slash]

It's Siberia. Are they sure it wasn't suicide?

[undercovergeek]

Apparently the death count is over 70 now 

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/21/506440314/more-than-60-russians-die-from-drinking-bath-lotion-putin-moves-to-cut-booze-tax

I imagine you're no stranger to a pint of bubble bath yourself

Or maybe just a mouthful of aveeno

[mirth]

Apparently the death count is over 70 now 

http://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2016/12/21/506440314/more-than-60-russians-die-from-drinking-bath-lotion-putin-moves-to-cut-booze-tax

I imagine you're no stranger to a pint of bubble bath yourself

Or maybe just a mouthful of aveeno

Thankfully I can still afford actual booze.

[undercovergeek]

yeah, but youd give it a try with the right mixer and an umbrella?

[mirth]

yeah, but youd give it a try with the right mixer and an umbrella?

duh, of course.

[undercovergeek]

normal service has resumed

[Nefaro]

I thought people were supposed to get high on bath salts.  Not bath lotion. 

How many levels of bath salt intoxication desperation are there anyway?  :wow:



No drugs or liquor.. let's go get some bath salts!
Dammit!  No bath salts.  Just get the damn lotion!
<snorts lotion>
<chokes>
<dies>

:clap:

[besilarius]

Since Josephus Daniels ordained that the Navy be dry, sailors have often turned to after shave for a taste of alcohol.
Back in the 70s, the connoiseurs judged Hai Karate the best.

[Sir Slash]

That's why women look so happy coming out of Bed, Bath, and Beyond.