Reboot! Reboot!

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besilarius

December 29, 2016, 09:45:27 AM
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Sir Slash

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December 29, 2016, 10:17:31 AM
Reality has to be real. How else do you explain the Kardashians being successful? Duck Dynasty? Soccer being popular? Certain characters that frequent here? Some things are just too weird to be made-up.  :wow:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

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December 29, 2016, 10:42:37 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 29, 2016, 10:17:31 AM
How else do you explain the Kardashians being successful? Duck Dynasty? Soccer being popular? Certain characters that frequent here?

Stupid people? :)

Err...except for soccer, of course. Brant would say that 'game' is far too cerebral for the likes of most of us heathens...  ;D

Nefaro

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December 29, 2016, 12:53:33 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 29, 2016, 10:17:31 AM
Reality has to be real. How else do you explain the Kardashians being successful? Duck Dynasty? Soccer being popular? Certain characters that frequent here? Some things are just too weird to be made-up.  :wow:


;D



We've been watching you, Slashy.

   :knuppel2:

Sir Slash

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December 29, 2016, 01:14:19 PM
Everybody just take the 'Blue Pill' and relax. Think about bacon and not about dongles.  8)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

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December 29, 2016, 01:25:49 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 29, 2016, 10:17:31 AM
Reality has to be real. How else do you explain the Kardashians being successful? Duck Dynasty? Soccer being popular? Certain characters that frequent here? Some things are just too weird to be made-up.  :wow:

;D I tell my wife that all of the time.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

bob48

#6
December 29, 2016, 01:36:12 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 29, 2016, 01:14:19 PM
Everybody just take the 'Blue Pill' and relax. Think about bacon and not about dongles.  8)


..........bacon dongles?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

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December 29, 2016, 01:44:14 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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