The Great, White Winter of 2017

Started by MetalDog, January 05, 2017, 11:55:59 PM

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BanzaiCat

Sometimes though I think we could do with a nice zombie apocalypse to cull some of these slowpidity idiots off of the roads.

Staggerwing

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 19, 2017, 07:52:15 PM
Sometimes though I think we could do with a nice zombie apocalypse to cull some of these slowpidity idiots off of the roads.

We'd have to make sure that the Zeds are also the slo-mo kind. Last thing I want to see in my rearview is a mob that's gaining.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

Quote from: Sir Slash on January 19, 2017, 07:49:44 PM
Too true MD. But despite the complaining, which is a Native Floridian Right, they support so many people's jobs and salaries, including mine, they're a blessing to us all. And some aren't too bad to actually, you know, be friendly to. To a limit of course.  :peace:


My favorite bumper sticker, seen driving on the roads there many moons ago, "If it's Snowbird season, why can't we shoot'em?!"  Runner up, "We don't CARE how you did it up north!"
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

OJsDad

Quote from: Staggerwing on January 19, 2017, 07:56:36 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on January 19, 2017, 07:52:15 PM
Sometimes though I think we could do with a nice zombie apocalypse to cull some of these slowpidity idiots off of the roads.

We'd have to make sure that the Zeds are also the slo-mo kind. Last thing I want to see in my rearview is a mob that's gaining.

Luck would have it that Zeds are runners, and go first for the fastest people, not the slowest. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

The local restaurant used to have a sign, "There Will Be An Extra Charge For Listening To How Much Bigger, Better, and Cheaper Everything Is Back Up North".  :clap:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Gusington

OK this last storm kicked some ass with every type of precipitation known to Toonces. Very Shining in my house this evening.


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

Just you and the new dog? Buck up- he'll prove his worth, keeping you safe from twin frock-wearing ghouls and REDRUM.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Sir Slash

Careful you don't end up a grinning picture on the wall.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 24, 2017, 10:16:47 AM
suffering here in Ft. Lauderdale.


love this picture for the next few months.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MikeGER

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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 25, 2017, 01:00:26 AM
love this picture for the next few months.

isn't it boring if you have no real seasons?  only muggy summer or hurricanes

i love to live in the maritime climate topped with a little help of the gulfstream heating

a real lovely spring, a few weeks of real summer, a colorful autumn, a short winter but at least a week of snow to enjoy the same landscape in another different presentation.

also at my latitude the sun don't drops on the horizon like a fricking stone , there is a beautiful dusk and dawn sometimes


Sir Slash

We do have seasons here in Florida. When the Snowbirds show-up it's winter, when they leave it's spring. Very easy.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

our season is mostly nekkid chicks year round. 
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.