The Great, White Winter of 2017

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Windigo

#765
March 30, 2017, 09:59:39 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on March 30, 2017, 05:40:48 PM
I know what's crack-a-lackin'!
wearing the cat's pajamas
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Windigo

#766
March 30, 2017, 10:03:40 PM
Quote from: Gusington on March 30, 2017, 06:46:12 PM
I'm supposed to be thinking with something other than my schlong?
Yes, I recall reading somewhere that it is possible.
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

#767
March 31, 2017, 06:44:11 AM
23 skiddoo, son.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Windigo

#768
March 31, 2017, 10:19:56 AM
that's so archaic I had to look it up....

I'd 23 skidoo too, mostly at family gatherings when my Aunts would get drunk....
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

#769
March 31, 2017, 12:30:49 PM
There are many tales as to where 23 skiddoo comes from but the oldest one says it originates from 23rd Street in Manhattan at the Flatiron Building. When built as an early skyscraper, it allegedly caused a wind(y) funnel effect that would blow ladies' skirts up. Scandalous! For ~1905.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Toonces

#770
April 01, 2017, 06:52:45 AM
Man alive is it miserable out there this morning.  Wind chill 31, pouring rain, and winds gusting to 40.  I have to say, getting the motivation to get in the surf is hard to find.  Maybe some coffee will help.

Kinda just want to go back to bed, tbh.
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mirth

#771
April 01, 2017, 07:15:47 AM
Half a foot of snow here. I'm not getting out of bed today.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Toonces

#772
April 01, 2017, 07:23:26 AM
If it was snowing I really would get back in bed.

I'm going to check he reef by my house.  If it's not working I'm going to bag it.  I'm not driving all over Rhode Island on a day like today.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

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bayonetbrant

#773
April 01, 2017, 07:54:47 AM
mid-60s here, but pollen everywhere and I'm wondering if it's contributing to my coughing.  I've never had any allergies before, but I've never had a cough like this before, either.
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bbmike

#774
April 01, 2017, 08:01:39 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 01, 2017, 07:54:47 AM
mid-60s here, but pollen everywhere and I'm wondering if it's contributing to my coughing.  I've never had any allergies before, but I've never had a cough like this before, either.

I think that's how the zombie plague started...
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-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#775
April 01, 2017, 09:26:10 AM
Mirth no like   >:(


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#776
April 01, 2017, 09:44:03 AM
last night's soccer game.  it got breezy and down into the 50s once the sun went down

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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#777
April 01, 2017, 09:44:55 AM
Quote from: bbmike on April 01, 2017, 08:01:39 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 01, 2017, 07:54:47 AM
mid-60s here, but pollen everywhere and I'm wondering if it's contributing to my coughing.  I've never had any allergies before, but I've never had a cough like this before, either.

I think that's how the zombie plague started...

It's a shame to have to put Brant down, but we can't have this thing spreading.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

#778
April 01, 2017, 09:45:30 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 01, 2017, 09:44:03 AM
last night's soccer game.  it got breezy and down into the 50s once the sun went down



I'm going to save a snowball and bring it Origins, just for you.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#779
April 01, 2017, 09:59:55 AM
It'll be an ice ball by then. 
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