The Great, White Winter of 2017

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Gusington

#930
May 01, 2017, 09:01:17 PM
Crank model phone, not fleshlight.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#931
May 01, 2017, 10:03:27 PM
Here in Fla. Chiggers are called "Red Bugs" and they live in the moss hanging from the trees and on the ground. Which is why we always take our sleeping bags with us when we take our girlfriends out in the woods---for picnicking and bird-watching and such, of course. The little bastards are almost impossible to get rid of once they get on you and itch like hell. And you sure can't do much.... bird-watching.... while you're scratching.  :-"
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#932
May 03, 2017, 11:57:31 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#933
May 03, 2017, 12:03:38 PM
It's gotten back down below 50's here again.  On top of that, we had over 2" of rain end of last week, and supposed to have as much between now and Saturday morning.  The cold windy weather makes it feel more like late fall than late spring. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#934
May 03, 2017, 12:06:15 PM
We've had much the same. It's sunny and low 60s today, but with a strong breeze. Heavy rain coming for Friday into Saturday.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bob48

#935
May 03, 2017, 02:49:12 PM
Was out working in the garden today. Tee-shirt, shorts, sandals, sun glasses.

............I was bloody freezin'
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Recombobulate the discombobulators!

OJsDad

#936
May 03, 2017, 02:53:39 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 03, 2017, 12:06:15 PM
We've had much the same. It's sunny and low 60s today, but with a strong breeze. Heavy rain coming for Friday into Saturday.

That was the weather here yesterday. 
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

trailrunner

#937
May 03, 2017, 04:17:06 PM
The last couple of days in the DC area have been splendid - sunny and mild.

The only thing bad right now is the #*@% pollen.  I feel like I inhaled a cotton ball in each nostril and swallowed a spoonful of sand, but rain is coming on Friday which should help wash it away.

bbmike

#938
May 03, 2017, 07:20:42 PM
Quote from: trailrunner on May 03, 2017, 04:17:06 PM
The last couple of days in the DC area have been splendid - sunny and mild.

The only thing bad right now is the #*@% pollen.  I feel like I inhaled a cotton ball in each nostril and swallowed a spoonful of sand, but rain is coming on Friday which should help wash it away.

+1. Really bad this year.
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-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

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-The Doctor

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Gusington

#939
May 03, 2017, 07:32:29 PM
I ran outside yesterday and had pollen everywhere within 60 seconds. I am still itchy.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

MetalDog

#940
May 03, 2017, 08:48:51 PM
The 'feels like temperature,' on Friday around 3 p.m. is supposed to be 41 degrees.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


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Gusington

#941
May 03, 2017, 08:52:30 PM
Friday I fly to Chicago. On United. During a storm. What could go wrong?
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Staggerwing

#942
May 03, 2017, 09:23:27 PM
A sudden inversion of the Earth's magnetic field?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

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... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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Windigo

#943
May 03, 2017, 09:38:31 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 03, 2017, 09:23:27 PM
A sudden inversion of the Earth's magnetic field?
the Yellowstone caldera relocates to Maine?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

mirth

#944
May 03, 2017, 10:22:47 PM
Quote from: Windigo on May 03, 2017, 09:38:31 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on May 03, 2017, 09:23:27 PM
A sudden inversion of the Earth's magnetic field?
the Yellowstone caldera relocates to Maine?

That's a problem how?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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