"Feeling Old" 2017 Edition

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Gusington

#255
December 18, 2017, 06:49:53 PM
Ouch.

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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bbmike

#256
December 18, 2017, 07:03:22 PM
^
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

BanzaiCat

#257
December 19, 2017, 08:55:44 AM
Glad he was finally able to get Ready Player One out, then.

bayonetbrant

#258
December 25, 2017, 04:53:48 PM
Christmas Day 1991

The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#259
December 26, 2017, 12:04:39 AM
How'd all that ever work out anyway?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#260
December 26, 2017, 09:20:18 AM
Quote from: Sir Slash on December 26, 2017, 12:04:39 AM
How'd all that ever work out anyway?

"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

#261
December 26, 2017, 09:26:41 AM
That gif never gets old.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

besilarius

#262
December 29, 2017, 09:06:38 AM
Yeah, this is about right.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

trailrunner

#263
December 29, 2017, 09:09:14 AM
I'm in the "Getting There" category.

Emeraldlis

#264
December 29, 2017, 09:31:12 AM
Thank gawd I'm in the whippersnapper category still.... Although I really don't think that's gonna last much longer  ;D
"Success consists of going from failure to failure without loss of enthusiasm " winston Churchill 😉
"Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune , or to take arms against a sea of trouble ,and by opposing end them "  hamlet  🎭

A bad hobbit is hard to break - Staggerwing
Booooo!!!!! Repeat !!!!!!!   - MetalDog

Gusington

#265
December 29, 2017, 10:32:20 AM
"Getting there" ...uh oh.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

#266
December 29, 2017, 11:11:31 AM
Quote from: trailrunner on December 29, 2017, 09:09:14 AM
I'm in the "Getting There" category.

ditto

Quote from: Emeraldlis on December 29, 2017, 09:31:12 AMThank gawd I'm in the whippersnapper category still...

How?!
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#267
December 29, 2017, 12:59:24 PM
Older than dirt and I still have many of those things in my house. Of course, at my age I can't find any of them, but.... they're there. Somewhere. In fact, I remember when they first came-out with dirt, didn't think it'd really take-off. After all, we already had sand so....
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#268
December 29, 2017, 01:52:30 PM
Dirt is european sand.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Greybriar

#269
December 29, 2017, 03:31:55 PM
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.
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