Joss Whedon to Direct Batgirl Movie

Started by mirth, March 31, 2017, 07:45:49 AM

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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

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bbmike

And he's already revealed the first image of his re-imagined Batgirl's Batcycle!

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JasonPratt

...so, that chick is hot?  ???

(Or was that supposed to be a chocobo joke?)


Yeah, I saw the news go by yesterday about Joss Whedon Batgirling for the DCMU (or DCCU or whatever it's called, I've forgotten). I suspect "Batgirl" would be rather disconnected from "Batman" in the film series, but maybe that's just as well.

I'm glad for him that he's excited about doing it, but... man, that's a foundering ship.
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mirth

Just so long as Batman and Batgirl don't boink like they did in that Killing Joke adaptation.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

mirth

And I think it's the "DCEU" not that I really give a crap.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bbmike

Quote from: JasonPratt on March 31, 2017, 08:42:28 AM
...so, that chick is hot?  ???

(Or was that supposed to be a chocobo joke?)
...

Sounds like you missed the discussion in the Anti-Productivity Thread starting with mirths post #138.  :P
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

Quote from: bbmike on March 31, 2017, 09:14:30 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on March 31, 2017, 08:42:28 AM
...so, that chick is hot?  ???

(Or was that supposed to be a chocobo joke?)
...

Sounds like you missed the discussion in the Anti-Productivity Thread starting with mirths post #138.  :P

ahhh...good times
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

JasonPratt

That's a reasonable explanation. I have enough anti-productivity in my life already, so I routinely skip that thread.  O:-)

Quote from: mirth on March 31, 2017, 08:59:53 AM
And I think it's the "DCEU" not that I really give a crap.

That rings a bell. And also makes sense, because it makes no sense as an abbreviation for a cinematic continuity but DC didn't want to look like they're copying the MCU even though they're desperate to catch up farming cash the same way -- so of course they'd choose "extended" or "expanded" or "entertainment" or whatever the E stands for.

(Joking, I remember it's "extended" now that I've seen the acronym again. But it could be any of several other things that are blandly undescriptive.)

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JasonPratt

Quote from: mirth on March 31, 2017, 08:56:52 AM
Just so long as Batman and Batgirl don't boink like they did in that Killing Joke adaptation.

To be fair, this was heavily implied in the DCAU, too. It's just that the KJ adaptation was as tone-deaf about it as in almost anything else it was doing.
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Sir Slash

Any bets that the Batgirl motorcycle will be named, "Serenity"?
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bbmike

Quote from: Sir Slash on March 31, 2017, 11:02:55 AM
Any bets that the Batgirl motorcycle will be named, "Serenity"?

"Senility"
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak