King Arthur: Legend of the Sword

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mirth

#30
May 25, 2017, 04:18:14 AM
Quote from: SirAndrewD on May 25, 2017, 12:46:10 AM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on May 25, 2017, 12:35:13 AM

Man...I'd take an older nekkid Helen Mirren!

Who wouldn't?

She'd take you.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#31
May 25, 2017, 10:05:24 AM
In Soviet Russia old sassy milf take you!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

SirAndrewD

#32
May 25, 2017, 06:57:11 PM
Quote from: mirth on May 25, 2017, 04:18:14 AM
She'd take you.

If only I'd be so lucky.  My wife would probably let her too.

This thread's starting to give new meanings to Legends of the Sword.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington

#33
May 25, 2017, 07:46:05 PM
Legends of Mirth's Sword
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#34
May 25, 2017, 07:47:22 PM
Quote from: Gusington on May 25, 2017, 07:46:05 PM
Legends of Mirth's Sword

Would have done better at the Box Office.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#35
May 25, 2017, 07:49:15 PM
Bill Murray as mirth, Star as his fluffer, of course.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#36
May 25, 2017, 08:47:24 PM
With Peter Dinklage as Gusington.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#37
May 25, 2017, 08:55:16 PM
Too tall
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#38
May 25, 2017, 08:56:28 PM
Probably the first time Peter Dinklage lost a part for being too tall.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#39
May 25, 2017, 08:57:45 PM
His first time dealing with Gus Team Seal.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

SirAndrewD

#40
May 26, 2017, 12:54:58 AM
Quote from: Gusington on May 25, 2017, 07:46:05 PM
Legends of Mirth's Sword

That'd move on from legend to myth.
"These men do not want a happy ship. They are deeply sick and try to compensate by making me feel miserable. Last week was my birthday. Nobody even said "happy birthday" to me. Someday this tape will be played and then they'll feel sorry."  - Sgt. Pinback

Gusington

#41
May 26, 2017, 07:38:20 AM
O snap.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#42
May 26, 2017, 07:47:13 AM
The Mythical Mirth Man is kinda catchy
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#43
May 26, 2017, 07:51:40 AM
I find it difficult to believe you don't call yourself that already.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#44
May 26, 2017, 07:59:02 AM
I do, but only in the boudoir.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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