Why killing stupid people needs to be legal

[bayonetbrant]

Read the Facebook comments below the article on this one

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/06/vietnam-veterans-outraged-over-navy-christening-of-uss-jane-fonda/

and you'll understand why removing the warning labels would create a bloodbath

[mirth]

The Fonda will form part of the newly-activated Eighth Fleet, built around the aircraft carrier Hillary Rodham Clinton (CVN-80), and destroyers Family Guy, Lady Gaga, and Trayvon Martin.

Brilliant.

[Jarhead0331]

God damn it...that article almost gave me a coronary!

[Barthheart]

OMG! The gene pool needs some serious chlorine.........  :-\ Those FB comments are funny and sad all at the same time.

[bayonetbrant]

God damn it...that article almost gave me a coronary!

DUDE!  It's the f'n' DUFFEL BLOG!

I almost had a coronary laughing at the comments from FB from people who thought it was real.
But best of all was the idjit who wanted to argue when it was pointed out that the site was satire: "how do you *know* it's satire?"  AWESOME ;D

[mirth]

I thought the comments were fake too or at least given tongue-in-cheek. If they're serious, then God have mercy on us all.

The Duffel Blog is totally hilarious. I could waste hours reading those articles. Oh wait, I do.

This one is awesome too.

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/06/vietnam-specops-vet-rampages-through-oregon/

[bayonetbrant]

^ that idiot lady from Butler County who wanted to argue that the site was real and challenged other commenters to prove it was a satire was more awesomer than the rest :D

[Barthheart]

^ that idiot lady from Butler County who wanted to argue that the site was real and challenged other commenters to prove it was a satire was more awesomer than the rest :D

+100  ;D

[mirth]

Damn you're right, Brant. I went back through all the comments. Some people are taking that stuff seriously. Do they think the stories in The Onion are real too?

[Gusington]

"I dedicate this ship to the brave men who fought and died in Vietnam, especially those in the 66th Viet Cong Regiment."

They had me til that part.

[Jarhead0331]

God damn it...that article almost gave me a coronary!

DUDE!  It's the f'n' DUFFEL BLOG!

I almost had a coronary laughing at the comments from FB from people who thought it was real.
But best of all was the idjit who wanted to argue when it was pointed out that the site was satire: "how do you *know* it's satire?"  AWESOME ;D

I know...but I got so angry, so fast, that I didn't even look at the source.

[bayonetbrant]

[mirth]

^very nice!

[bayonetbrant]

the comments on this article aren't much of an improvement

http://www.duffelblog.com/2012/06/son-proudly-follows-in-fathers-grandfathers-footsteps-in-faking-military-service/

[Gusington]

"It's people like me who allow the American public to feel good about themselves when they send our armed forces off to whatever hellhole they'll be in for the next decade." Oh my...