The Consolidated WTF Thread

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Gusington

The Wife is friends with the great grandson of the founder of Union Carbide. He can also trace his family tree back to medieval France. We were invited to one of their 'summer houses' about 15 years ago and it is absolutely bonkers the amount of wealth the family has...probably the wealthiest mofo I have ever met. Scary stuff.


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JasonPratt

Quote from: BanzaiCat on August 27, 2017, 11:23:09 PM


I can't get over that I'm looking at Harold Ramis from Stripes there in the middle.

I can't get over that one of the girls is wearing a tie.  :smitten:

Come to think of it, didn't one of the romantic leads in Stripes look like her?
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mirth

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Gusington



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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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Sir Slash

I can see his 'little weiner' there.  :2funny:
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mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

Quote from: mirth on August 31, 2017, 07:12:43 AM
I think this qualifies as a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/30/georgia-police-officer-at-dui-stop-only-kill-black-people.html

It's pretty obvious he wasn't intending that to be a serious statement. Leave it to the news, though, to short-stroke it everywhere and freak the hell out over it.

mirth

Quote from: BanzaiCat on September 01, 2017, 09:56:02 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 31, 2017, 07:12:43 AM
I think this qualifies as a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/30/georgia-police-officer-at-dui-stop-only-kill-black-people.html

It's pretty obvious he wasn't intending that to be a serious statement. Leave it to the news, though, to short-stroke it everywhere and freak the hell out over it.

Regardless, it was a stupid thing to say. Particularly now when everything police officers do is being put under a microscope.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

Quote from: BanzaiCat on September 01, 2017, 09:56:02 AM
Quote from: mirth on August 31, 2017, 07:12:43 AM
I think this qualifies as a big ol' WHAT THE FUCK?!

http://www.foxnews.com/us/2017/08/30/georgia-police-officer-at-dui-stop-only-kill-black-people.html

It's pretty obvious he wasn't intending that to be a serious statement. Leave it to the news, though, to short-stroke it everywhere and freak the hell out over it.

"Hey guys, it's OK to make racist statements while officially representing the law of the state and carrying a gun.  I mean, I was only joking!"

Yep, there, all better.

This isn't a media over-reaction, except to those already inclined to negatively view everything from the media in a negative light. 
This was one of the dumbest and most idiotic statements to come from a public servant in the history of ever.
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mirth

Quote from: bayonetbrant on September 01, 2017, 10:10:15 AM
This was one of the dumbest and most idiotic statements to come from a public servant in the history of ever.

Yep.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Sir Slash

Yes, you should keep that kind of humor in the Station House where it belongs.  C:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

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