The "Holy %$%# It's Cold Out There" Winter 2017 Thread

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Gusington

#180
November 12, 2017, 12:49:02 AM
He did actually joke that way a few times.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Pete Dero

#181
November 12, 2017, 04:31:53 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 11, 2017, 06:29:04 PM
What Gus gets

Belgian songs
German women
Brazilian beer
English food

What is wrong with : Heidi Klum, Lena Gercke, Claudia Shiffer and Diane Kruger ?

Staggerwing

#182
November 12, 2017, 07:50:25 AM


As long as you don't mind them remilitarizing the Rhineland most of the house and annexing the Sudetenland your man cave while claiming things are finally even... for now.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Toonces

#183
November 12, 2017, 08:21:36 AM
@ Pete Dero:   :notworthy:   :smitten:

Pretty nipply out there this morning.  I think it's going up to 50...hopefully the sun comes out, too.
"If you had a chance, right now, to go back in time and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?  I mean, I personally wouldn't stop him because I think he's awesome." - Eric Cartman

"Does a watch list mean you are being watched or is it a come on to Toonces?" - Biggs

bob48

#184
November 16, 2017, 09:53:14 AM
Quote from: Toonces on November 11, 2017, 12:01:05 PM
My dump find, along with my new Chris Ward on a new distressed leather strap.   :smitten:



Dunno about the watch, but that book is a great read.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#185
November 16, 2017, 09:54:39 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#186
November 16, 2017, 10:03:13 AM
75 is but a distant memory.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#187
November 16, 2017, 10:04:02 AM
Quite.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#188
November 16, 2017, 10:05:28 AM
Quote from: Gusington on November 16, 2017, 10:03:13 AM
75 is but a distant memory.

Not here it's not. :(

mirth

#189
November 16, 2017, 10:06:52 AM
Your Christmas decorations up yet?
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#190
November 16, 2017, 10:08:49 AM
He has his Christmas shorts and novelty underwear set ready to go.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

#191
November 16, 2017, 10:57:15 AM
Something I've wondered about for some time now. You Grogs who live in the Great Northland, when the snow gets up to your balls, how do you keep them warm when you go out? Do you have special little blankets to put around them in your pants or maybe like 'testicle mittens' or something? Or do you just have to 'grab & go'?
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#192
November 16, 2017, 10:59:57 AM
Toonces has a special set of Uggs for his nuts. Nuggs.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

OJsDad

#193
November 16, 2017, 11:01:50 AM
Theres a reason there are so many fall birthdays.
'Here at NASA we all pee the same color.'  Al Harrison from the movie Hidden Figures.

mirth

#194
November 16, 2017, 07:22:22 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus
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