When the FRIDAY breaks

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Gusington

No probably just the dull, sad parts.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Tripoli

Quote from: Jarhead0331 on October 25, 2019, 02:33:14 PM
Quote from: Sir Slash on October 25, 2019, 02:29:10 PM
Speaking of depression, I got called for Jury Duty today.  :pullhair:  The trail begins 9am Monday.  >:( >:( Boy, is that guy getting fried.  :buck2:  Until then, Combat Mission Red Thunder to put me in the mood. Have a great last weekend of October Grogs.

If you want to get out of it an shirk your civic duty, just tell them you cannot be "fair and impartial"...

Or go to law school and become a prosecutor.  You'll never sit in a jury box again.... :)
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" -Abraham Lincoln

Sir Slash

The judge told us he envied us because he could never sit on a jury. No one cried for him.  :coolsmiley:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Tripoli

Quote from: Sir Slash on November 01, 2019, 10:59:23 AM
The judge told us he envied us because he could never sit on a jury. No one cried for him.  :coolsmiley:

I actually agree with the judge.  As a former trial attorney, I would have liked to have had the experience of being on a jury.  Mostly out of curiosity, but I think it would have made me a better trial attorney.  Unfortunately, it is highly unlikely I will every get the chance, because of my work background.
"Do I not destroy my enemies when I make them my friends?" -Abraham Lincoln

Huw the Poo

Quote from: Tuna on November 01, 2019, 06:09:53 AM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on October 29, 2019, 02:24:06 PM
No, this is the end of the Internet.

Holy crap you went through the whole internet to find that!?

Yeah it was a bit disappointing.  Much like my first sexual encounter with Gus.

Gusington

I hold back the first time, I am shy.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Right. Don't give them the 'Freak' until after they put the ring on your finger.  <:-)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

I remember those days.

Now I am quickly approaching the days when I am becoming the freak and it doesn't mean what it used to mean.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

Right there with you Brother.  :'(
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

^Case in point, I passed on a few beers at dinner last night at home because the family is going out to dinner tonight, where I'll have 1 or 2. But when I woke up this morning I still felt like I drank! Not fair.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Huw the Poo

I've reached the point where a hangover will sometimes stretch into a second day.  That sucks.

airboy

I've limited my beer consumption to one pint max in a four hour period.  My diabetes cannot handle more than that without potentially running into problems. 
Fortunately, there is Scotch.

Gusington

Two day hangovers...diabetes...I am not feeling better!
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Sir Slash

I got the Diabetes curse too. I drink mostly mixed drinks so my struggle was finding something to mix that didn't have a lot of sugar or carbs, and I could stand to drink. Sprite or 7-UP is not too bad but there are some flavored waters that have zero sugar and aren't too bad especially with Rum. My biggest foe, and ultimate sacrifice, was milk. I've gone totally to Cashew Milk and rarely drink that. Almond milk I couldn't stomach. I would kill my best friend for a bowl of Frosted Flakes with ice cold milk.   :smitten:
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

airboy

Quote from: Sir Slash on November 02, 2019, 10:08:09 PM
I got the Diabetes curse too. I drink mostly mixed drinks so my struggle was finding something to mix that didn't have a lot of sugar or carbs, and I could stand to drink. Sprite or 7-UP is not too bad but there are some flavored waters that have zero sugar and aren't too bad especially with Rum. My biggest foe, and ultimate sacrifice, was milk. I've gone totally to Cashew Milk and rarely drink that. Almond milk I couldn't stomach. I would kill my best friend for a bowl of Frosted Flakes with ice cold milk.   :smitten:

Try Goslings diet ginger beer and rum for a dark & stormy.