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Offline GDS_Starfury

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How I Wished the World Worked
« on: August 14, 2022, 07:43:09 PM »

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Re: How I Wished the World Worked
« Reply #1 on: August 15, 2022, 08:29:26 AM »
Only in Europe

If that were a US airport some asshat would have told the piano player to stfu

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Re: How I Wished the World Worked
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2022, 07:17:11 PM »
That's cool.  There is a food court in San Francisco (at One Market Street, I think?) with a piano that anybody is welcome to sit down and play at.  When I worked downtown, it was played about one lunchtime in ten, but it made for some really fun listening.  People weren't paid to play it, but nobody dared to perform in front of all those people unless they were really good.