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Started by Groggy, December 12, 2022, 11:11:36 PM

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Groggy

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al_infierno

You forgot the best part, which is the feature list:

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- 3 characters
- 18 spanking positions
- 13 tools for spanking
- 4 different scenarios
- Realistic sound effects
- Realistic bruise effect
- Exciting punishment plots
- Free observation with multiple viewing angle modes

I'm genuinely interested in seeing how they handle this "realistic bruise effect" system.  I also have to admit to being slightly excited by these punishment plots....  :-[
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fran


Groggy

Quote from: al_infierno on December 12, 2022, 11:20:10 PM
You forgot the best part, which is the feature list:

Oh I didn't forget anything. I like to keep the suspense alive for my fellow man. Also: multiple viewing angle modes? Hello!

QuoteVR?

Asking for a friend.

Two words: haptic feedback.
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Gusington

'Exciting punishment plots' - the mind reels.
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Dammit Carl!

Multiplayer gonna be craaaazzyy!  :o

(real response: what the hell?!?)

ArizonaTank

Only 18 spanking positions out of the box?

Surely this is a DLC exploit for future expansions.
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This is what they mean when they talk about "niche market".
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That joke was a real 'knee' slapper  8) ::)

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Did I see a Cat-O-Nine Tails? Asking for a friend. Also, why no masks included? You HAVE to have masks if you're gonna... nevermind.
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fran

I'm interested in how long this can be in the top 5 of the computer gaming thread  ;D

Groggy

Quote from: ArizonaTank on December 13, 2022, 10:28:19 AM
Only 18 spanking positions out of the box?

Surely this is a DLC exploit for future expansions.

I hear you. I think some DLCs will really "flesh" out the game. Hopefully we get some skin packs.
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