Tropical Storm Kirk

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bayonetbrant

September 04, 2012, 12:22:36 PM
http://www.nhc.noaa.gov/archive/2012/al11/al112012.discus.020.shtml

NOAA has a sense of humor

QuoteTROPICAL STORM KIRK DISCUSSION NUMBER  20
NWS NATIONAL HURRICANE CENTER MIAMI FL       AL112012
1100 AM AST SUN SEP 02 2012

KIRK IS NOT EXPECTED TO LIVE LONG AND PROSPER. VISIBLE SATELLITE
IMAGES AND A 1214 UTC ASCAT PASS INDICATE THAT THE SYSTEM STILL HAS
A CLOSED CIRCULATION BUT IT IS BECOMING ELONGATED.
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LongBlade

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September 04, 2012, 12:25:12 PM
Nice :)
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mirth

#2
September 04, 2012, 01:33:30 PM
I'm sure someone will complain that it isn't funny.
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Steelgrave

#3
September 04, 2012, 01:54:18 PM
Perhaps someone in the media will complain about how the Dems are holding a convention while....nahhhhhhh!

Bison

#4
September 04, 2012, 02:34:44 PM
Shhhhh...that topic is Verboten.

Martok

#5
September 04, 2012, 02:58:41 PM
Heh.  Good on NOAA to have a sense of humor about it. 


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Gusington

#6
September 05, 2012, 10:34:56 AM
I'm sure this Kirk, even while downgrading, is giving it all it's got.
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besilarius

#7
September 05, 2012, 02:48:15 PM
Hmm.
Like it's namesake, does it cheat to win?
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