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Windigo

Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
The thing is, is we buy enough Rafales from the French, they just might throw-in an aircraft carrier to sweeten the deal.  40 wants an aircraft carrier!!





Our serious intentions to protect our sovereignity and Northern Coast would be taken a lot more seriously. Fuck, Nova Scotia's population would double when a carrier came to port.
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Centurion40

And think what THAT would do to the local sex trade economy.  It's win-win!
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mirth

I thought Canada already had an aircraft carrier?

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Martok

Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
The thing is, is we buy enough Rafales from the French, they just might throw-in an aircraft carrier to sweeten the deal.  40 wants an aircraft carrier!!
What on earth would you guys do with an aircraft carrier?  Send it on a worldwide Apology Tour? 

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LongBlade

Quote from: Martok on January 10, 2013, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
The thing is, is we buy enough Rafales from the French, they just might throw-in an aircraft carrier to sweeten the deal.  40 wants an aircraft carrier!!
What on earth would you guys do with an aircraft carrier?  Send it on a worldwide Apology Tour?

They can't. Obama is still our president.

They could bring some friends to ride on ours, though.
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Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

Quote from: Martok on January 10, 2013, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
The thing is, is we buy enough Rafales from the French, they just might throw-in an aircraft carrier to sweeten the deal.  40 wants an aircraft carrier!!
What on earth would you guys do with an aircraft carrier?  Send it on a worldwide Apology Tour?

You say that like it's a bad thing!

We need more of our sailors (of both sexes) sampling the trim in foreign ports.  I can't think of a better floating bus than a carrier.
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Centurion40

Quote from: LongBlade on January 10, 2013, 01:18:47 PM
Quote from: Martok on January 10, 2013, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
The thing is, is we buy enough Rafales from the French, they just might throw-in an aircraft carrier to sweeten the deal.  40 wants an aircraft carrier!!
What on earth would you guys do with an aircraft carrier?  Send it on a worldwide Apology Tour?

They can't. Obama is still our president.

They could bring some friends to ride on ours, though.

We're always hitching a ride with y'all.  We need to start pulling our own freight.
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 01:27:56 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on January 10, 2013, 01:18:47 PM
Quote from: Martok on January 10, 2013, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
The thing is, is we buy enough Rafales from the French, they just might throw-in an aircraft carrier to sweeten the deal.  40 wants an aircraft carrier!!
What on earth would you guys do with an aircraft carrier?  Send it on a worldwide Apology Tour?

They can't. Obama is still our president.

They could bring some friends to ride on ours, though.

We're always hitching a ride with y'all.  We need to start pulling our own freight.

Yeah, but we still have dibs on the USS Barak Obama Aircraft Carrier Apology Tour!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Windigo

Quote from: Martok on January 10, 2013, 01:07:29 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 12:58:24 PM
The thing is, is we buy enough Rafales from the French, they just might throw-in an aircraft carrier to sweeten the deal.  40 wants an aircraft carrier!!
What on earth would you guys do with an aircraft carrier?  Send it on a worldwide Apology Tour?

Good idea!

but I was thinking it would be a great venue for our politicians to proclaim mutiple mission accomplished statements
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My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

#159
The only thing is that if the French toss-in a carrier on the deal, we'd need to let if air-out for a couple of months to get the tobacco & BO smell out!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 01:37:51 PM
The only thing is that if the French toss-in a carrier on the deal, we'd need to let if air-out for a couple of months to get the tobacco smell out!

its got to be a better deal than those subs eh?
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

So long as it doesn't catch fire when it gets wet, then yes.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

Quote from: Centurion40 on January 10, 2013, 01:42:53 PM
So long as it doesn't catch fire when it gets wet, then yes.

I wonder what the hell it would take to run one of those things? Cost and personale wise

We could always tow it around with some supertugs ..... like a semi-mobile airfield
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Centurion40

We could even put a roller coaster on the flight deck and charge admission!
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GDS_Starfury

Canadistanians with a military...

how cute.

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