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Santa Claus Invades M2TW

Started by Sir Slash, December 10, 2012, 10:01:13 AM

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Sir Slash

I know many of the sicker amongst us will play this new mod for M2TW where you can command Santa Claus and his armies from the North Pole, conquering Europe and even enjoy it. My question is, who will actually admit to it? HO. HO. HO!!!  http://www.twcenter.net/   ;D
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

son_of_montfort

You know... this is MEDIEVAL total war. Why did they not have it be the ACTUAL Saint Nicholas, invading from Myra with a heavenly host, ready to punch heretics in the face?
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Longdan

What is sick about Santa conquering the world?
I have been good.  You know He sees you when you are sleeping.
And Star.....He knows when you are awake.  He knows if you have
been bad or good.  So Be Good For Goodness Sake!!!!
digni enim sunt interdicunt

LongBlade

Quote from: son_of_montfort on December 10, 2012, 11:38:45 AM
You know... this is MEDIEVAL total war. Why did they not have it be the ACTUAL Saint Nicholas, invading from Myra with a heavenly host, ready to punch heretics in the face?

Maybe they couldn't find enough unemployed medieval PhDs to help out?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Sir Slash

Please tell me that Rudolph isn't a general.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Longdan

digni enim sunt interdicunt

bob48

'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Electric_Strawberry

I worry about some of you.   ::)

Longdan

Don't worry.  The Doctor says if I take my meds
I probably won't have to kill anymore.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Gusington

^Only some Strawberry?

Is there a Jewish faction?


слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Nefaro

Does 'ole Saint Nick come with his trusty Krampus unit, too?




LongBlade

Quote from: Electric_Strawberry on December 10, 2012, 06:31:17 PM
I worry about some of you.   ::)

Ha! We've got him now, boys! He's only worried about some of us.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Electric_Strawberry

The reason I only wonder about some of you is because I already know the rest of you definitely need serious professional help  ;D

LongBlade

Quote from: Electric_Strawberry on December 10, 2012, 11:21:43 PM
The reason I only wonder about some of you is because I already know the rest of you definitely need serious professional help  ;D

LOL. OK, I feel better now.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.