Viking: Battle for Asgard - Now Chivalry Thread Due to Popular Demand

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

When can we get together for MP? And do I really need to get War of the Roses if Chivalry delivers?

:o

If you'd ever show up when you say you're going to, we could but no!  You'd rather sleep on your keyboard.  Slacker....

[Gusington]

^I'm here right now. Torturing myself.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

No you're not.  You're playing Skyrim.  It's like, a totally different game and stuff.

[Gusington]

^You are a cheap gaming floozy. I put in an hour each of Skyrim and M2TW waiting for you.* If you are around tomorrow night post the time! Floozy.

*OK not really waiting for you but it sounded better.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

^You are a cheap gaming floozy. I put in an hour each of Skyrim and M2TW waiting for you.* If you are around tomorrow night post the time! Floozy.

*OK not really waiting for you but it sounded better.

I'm here now, damn your eyes!

Tomorrow's a no-go.  Damned women, making me leave the house and, you know, do stuff.  It ain't right!

[Gusington]

...

Thursday.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

Pole-axe tease....

[Gusington]

Sword floozy.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

See?  we were having fun but then you had to go and take it too far.  This is why nobody wants to sit with you in the lunch room.

[Gusington]

I thought it was the BO.

[Tuna]

That's why I had you sit in the back seat while playing ROF!

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

And the poor bastards in the trenches still had to don their gas masks.

[Gusington]

I am out of witty retorts.

[Silent Disapproval Robot]

Command Tent and I had a great session.  We played the defenders on the map with the king.  Good back and forth.  We were able to stop the evil Masons from battering down the castle gate although it was a pretty lose run thing.

Beginner's tip.  If Command Tent is on your team, it's best not to stand in front of him.....or to the side....or pretty much anywhere in his proximity.  The man's a menace!

He killed me with a mace to the side of the head.  He killed me with an arrow to the spine.  He even killed me by dumping a cauldron of boiling oil on me.  My feelings were starting to get hurt.

[TheCommandTent]

Command Tent and I had a great session.  We played the defenders on the same map with the king.  Good back and forth.  We were able to stop the evil Masons from battering down the castle gate although it was a pretty lose run thing.

Beginner's tip.  If Command Tent is on your team.  It's best not to stand in front of him.....or to the side....or pretty much anywhere in his proximity.  The man's a menace!

He killed me with a mace to the side of the head.  He killed me with an arrow to the spine.  He even killed me by dumping a cauldron of boiling oil on me.  My feelings were starting to get hurt.

Yeah about that..... It looked like you needed some help so I rushed in to save the day and well yeah it didn't go so well.  Thats what the King gets for sending us greenhorns into battle, armed.  Then there was this nice pot of boiling oil that was just begging to be tipped over.  What could I do?  Its not my problem SDR tried to take a shower under it.  :o  ;D