The "people" are mostly stupid...

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Centurion40

January 10, 2013, 04:03:11 PM
... and here is the proof:

http://thechronicleherald.ca/artslife/409759-people-eat-up-hunger-games

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The night's winners:

Movie: The Hunger Games

Movie actress: Jennifer Lawrence

Action movie: The Hunger Games

Face of heroism: Jennifer Lawrence, The Hunger Games

Comedic movie: Ted

Comedic movie actor: Adam Sandler

Comedic movie actress: Jennifer Aniston

Dramatic movie: The Perks of Being a Wallflower

Dramatic movie actor: Zac Efron

Dramatic movie actress: Emma Watson

Movie franchise: The Hunger Games

On-screen chemistry: Jennifer Lawrence, Josh Hutcherson, and Liam Hemsworth, The Hunger Games

Cable TV comedy: Awkward

Cable TV drama: Leverage

Premium cable TV show: True Blood

TV crime drama: Castle

Sci-fi/fantasy TV show: Supernatural

Comedic TV actor: Chris Colfer

Comedic TV actress: Lea Michele

Dramatic TV actor: Nathan Fillion

Dramatic TV actress: Ellen Pompeo

New talk show host: Steve Harvey

Competition TV show: The X Factor

Celebrity judge: Demi Lovato

Male artist: Jason Mraz

Female artist: Katy Perry

Pop artist: Katy Perry

Hip-hop artist: Nicki Minaj

R&B artist: Rihanna

Band: Maroon 5

Country artist: Taylor Swift

Breakout artists: The Wanted

Song: One Direction, What Makes You Beautiful

Album: One Direction, Up All Night

Music video: Katy Perry, Part of Me

People's voice: Christina Aguilera

Humanitarian: Sandra Bullock


I rest my case.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Martok

#1
January 10, 2013, 04:12:25 PM
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Comedic movie actor: Adam Sandler
This one disturbs me more than the rest combined. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

bayonetbrant

#2
January 10, 2013, 04:13:44 PM
that's what happens when you market to 12-year-old girls and their ability to vote
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Longdan

#3
January 10, 2013, 04:16:49 PM Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 04:30:40 PM by Longdan
Well not mostly stupid just exactly half.  So exactly in fact that when I change my mind on
on something the whole world consensus changes since I am that one guy whose
opinion makes all the difference in the world.  Think of a "stupid" curve like an upside
down bell curve, a few at the extremes with a sharp, precipitous slope into mediocrity
on both sides.

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Arctic Blast

#4
January 10, 2013, 04:26:01 PM
I dunno, I liked a lot of really, REALLY bad stuff when I was 16, too. Youth is stupidity...realizing that (and that you don't have all the answers) is sign number one that you just might be growing up.  8)

Silent Disapproval Robot

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January 10, 2013, 06:35:40 PM Last Edit: January 10, 2013, 07:06:20 PM by Silent Disapproval Robot
Quote from: bayonetbrant on January 10, 2013, 04:13:44 PM
that's what happens when you market to 12-year-old girls and their ability to vote

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijr4rwb2WbE

Centurion40

#6
January 11, 2013, 03:53:43 PM
I caught a bit of the Critics Choice Awards.  Apparently they asked the 'people', via the interwebs, to select the best movie franchise of all time.

The choices included Star Trek, Batman, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Toy Story, Spider Man, Lord of the Rings, etc.

Can anyone guess the winner?  Yep, the Twilight abominations.  The people have proven themselves to be stupid once again.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Longdan

#7
January 11, 2013, 04:25:09 PM
I ride a fast bus to vomit city. "Tee Hee? Like, you know the very best most awesome ever!!! Tee Hee! Like I told
Tracey? and she goes "like it is so awesome dude?" Tee Hee.  and I go ?"Yeah?  Riiiiight!"
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Mr. Bigglesworth

#8
January 11, 2013, 05:49:06 PM
Quote from: Longdan on January 11, 2013, 04:25:09 PM
I ride a fast bus to vomit city. "Tee Hee? Like, you know the very best most awesome ever!!! Tee Hee! Like I told
Tracey? and she goes "like it is so awesome dude?" Tee Hee.  and I go ?"Yeah?  Riiiiight!"


What the F are you babbling about?  ???
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

#9
January 11, 2013, 06:09:38 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on January 11, 2013, 05:49:06 PM
Quote from: Longdan on January 11, 2013, 04:25:09 PM
I ride a fast bus to vomit city. "Tee Hee? Like, you know the very best most awesome ever!!! Tee Hee! Like I told
Tracey? and she goes "like it is so awesome dude?" Tee Hee.  and I go ?"Yeah?  Riiiiight!"


What the F are you babbling about?  ???

He does that sometimes. We just sit him in a corner and wait for the magic mushrooms to wear off.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#10
January 12, 2013, 12:03:40 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 11, 2013, 03:53:43 PM
I caught a bit of the Critics Choice Awards.  Apparently they asked the 'people', via the interwebs, to select the best movie franchise of all time.

The choices included Star Trek, Batman, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Toy Story, Spider Man, Lord of the Rings, etc.

Can anyone guess the winner?  Yep, the Twilight abominations.  The people have proven themselves to be stupid once again.
I suspect that only proves the "people" being polled are under the age of 16...and mostly female. 





Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on January 11, 2013, 05:49:06 PM
Quote from: Longdan on January 11, 2013, 04:25:09 PM
I ride a fast bus to vomit city. "Tee Hee? Like, you know the very best most awesome ever!!! Tee Hee! Like I told
Tracey? and she goes "like it is so awesome dude?" Tee Hee.  and I go ?"Yeah?  Riiiiight!"


What the F are you babbling about?  ???
I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess he's perhaps describing a sample of dialogue he's exposed to on a daily basis. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Longdan

#11
January 12, 2013, 01:03:52 PM Last Edit: January 12, 2013, 01:06:36 PM by Longdan
That Martok he smart.  That is a sample of the last 12 year old girl dialogue i heard.
That's who votes.  I spend some time with my 12 year old niece? And she goes? Like that? TeeHee?
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GDS_Starfury

#12
January 12, 2013, 11:50:44 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on January 11, 2013, 03:53:43 PM
I caught a bit of the Critics Choice Awards.  Apparently they asked the 'people', via the interwebs, to select the best movie franchise of all time.

The choices included Star Trek, Batman, Harry Potter, Indiana Jones, Toy Story, Spider Man, Lord of the Rings, etc.

Can anyone guess the winner?  Yep, the Twilight abominations.  The people have proven themselves to be stupid once again.

theres only one good Star Trek movie.  its like that slighty off girl you keep seeing at the club and sleeping with but you dont know why because you really dont dig her but she does things you like.  thats a Star Trek movie.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Longdan

#13
January 14, 2013, 08:48:48 PM
If you mean that she is really retarded you are right.  That first Star Trek movie was really retarded.
Like so retarded it would be criminal to bone her.  Or even think about it.  Gahhhh!
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LongBlade

#14
January 14, 2013, 09:32:34 PM
Quote from: Longdan on January 14, 2013, 08:48:48 PM
If you mean that she is really retarded you are right. 

We've got some guys around here who would prefer not to use "retarded" in that context. Thanks. :)
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.
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