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Centurion40

#195
October 18, 2013, 09:47:30 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 17, 2013, 10:03:52 PM


Like a true Newark gal, even though she was being taken away on a stretcher to remove the Oompa-loompa, Alice still held onto her 7 and 7.
Any time is a good time for pie.

bayonetbrant

#197
October 19, 2013, 04:39:20 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#198
October 19, 2013, 05:52:48 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 19, 2013, 04:39:20 PM


Miley Cyrus' twerks were so repulsive they even turned off Spongebob.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

JasonPratt

#199
October 20, 2013, 09:52:45 AM
I doubt I can beat Con's elegant caption from the previous example, but I'll take a shot at 2nd place:

Even cartoon-furries were horrified at the extent "Blaster" had gone to accommodate "Master".

As for the current example:

3rd world education standards, as predicted by Faith in the Family.
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Con

#200
October 20, 2013, 12:33:37 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on October 19, 2013, 05:52:48 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 19, 2013, 04:39:20 PM


In a desperate bid to reverse declining sales Penthouse unveils its new Sponge Porn

Centurion40

#201
October 21, 2013, 08:09:22 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 19, 2013, 04:39:20 PM


In an effort to bust the "Seinfeld" inspired sponge-contraception myth, Spongebob crashes Ms. Arkadian's Grade 3 health fair.
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#202
October 21, 2013, 08:43:29 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 19, 2013, 04:39:20 PM


Mirths night job took an unexpected turn towards the surreal.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bayonetbrant

#203
October 21, 2013, 08:55:06 AM
^^ which one is Mirth?
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Centurion40

#204
October 21, 2013, 09:06:34 AM
Any time is a good time for pie.

Martok

#205
October 21, 2013, 10:21:15 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2013, 08:55:06 AM
^^ which one is Mirth?
Thank you.  I was just going to ask that myself.  :P 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

GDS_Starfury

#206
October 21, 2013, 12:29:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2013, 08:55:06 AM
^^ which one is Mirth?

does it really matter anymore.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Con

#207
October 21, 2013, 05:22:46 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 21, 2013, 12:29:36 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 21, 2013, 08:55:06 AM
^^ which one is Mirth?

does it really matter anymore.
Mirth is the one paying to watch

Barthheart

#208
December 05, 2013, 09:48:23 AM

GDS_Starfury

#209
December 05, 2013, 09:49:36 AM
Im pretty sure thats called Alabama.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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