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Nefaro

#255
November 14, 2014, 07:35:25 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on November 11, 2014, 11:34:49 AM



The evil supervillain known as 'Sausage Shadow' strikes again!

Capn Darwin

#256
November 14, 2014, 10:11:22 PM
As God as my witness I didn't know they were retractable...
Rocket Scientist by day, Game Designer by night.

Con

#257
November 14, 2014, 10:50:11 PM
New mandatory anti rape training for the NFL has been extended to the mascots

bayonetbrant

#258
November 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#259
November 23, 2014, 01:48:43 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM


That might have a bit too much material to work with.

But I'll give it a shot.

Obangnunu sets another record as the most boar killed by a pregnant gorilla-elephant centaur.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

#260
November 23, 2014, 02:46:30 PM

Con

#261
November 23, 2014, 09:15:09 PM

Staggerwing

#262
November 23, 2014, 09:27:35 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM


And then Diane Fossey remembered the odd-smelling 'tea' that the old Village priestess had shared with her an hour before...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Centurion40

#263
November 25, 2014, 02:31:16 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM


A lesson to you Bwana, never bend over to drink at the watering hole.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Con

#264
November 25, 2014, 07:19:22 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM

Mighty Jane the greatest of all female Gorillas once again rued the day that she forced the witch doctor to give her the biggest badonkadonk of all time

LongBlade

#265
November 25, 2014, 07:24:41 PM
Ha!

You guys are on a roll. Much better than my lame attempt!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#266
November 25, 2014, 11:31:09 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM


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Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#267
November 26, 2014, 07:01:55 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on November 23, 2014, 01:43:48 PM


Argh! I woke up this morning with such a rhino sore arse.....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#268
December 01, 2014, 04:09:16 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

BanzaiCat

#269
December 01, 2014, 06:39:55 PM
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