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Centurion40

#270
December 02, 2014, 08:18:46 AM
Yep, BC- that's the only play, really.  Gotta go alien.
Any time is a good time for pie.

Con

#271
December 02, 2014, 02:52:54 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on December 01, 2014, 04:09:16 PM

Kwanzaa elves know if you have been rioting or nice

JasonPratt

#272
December 03, 2014, 03:38:22 PM
^^ That was a 100% legitimate option to alien jokes. Well played.  O0
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bayonetbrant

#273
March 31, 2015, 10:17:24 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

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GDS_Starfury

#274
March 31, 2015, 01:47:40 PM
Mirth takes his pussy for a date.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#275
March 31, 2015, 01:59:19 PM
I take better care of my pussy than that.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#276
March 31, 2015, 02:34:26 PM
How you treat them and what their reaction is are two separate issues.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#277
March 31, 2015, 02:51:34 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2015, 10:17:24 AM


"I know it's winter but just in case: SPIDERS! BEGONE!"
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

mirth

#278
March 31, 2015, 04:17:01 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on March 31, 2015, 02:34:26 PM
How you treat them and what their reaction is are two separate issues.

The key is to never look at the face.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

MetalDog

#279
March 31, 2015, 06:25:23 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2015, 10:17:24 AM


Grumpy cat thinks winter should PISS OFF!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Steelgrave

#280
March 31, 2015, 07:06:36 PM
^LOL   >:D

LongBlade

#281
March 31, 2015, 10:05:31 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2015, 10:17:24 AM


No matter what Star says, that was not "just the tip."
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#282
March 31, 2015, 10:18:25 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on March 31, 2015, 10:05:31 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2015, 10:17:24 AM


No matter what Star says, that was not "just the tip."

I SWEAR fireman!  When I woke up behind the wheel, I was in his living room!!
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Centurion40

#283
April 01, 2015, 02:09:56 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2015, 10:17:24 AM


Battle Cat test successful Comrade Colonel!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#284
April 21, 2015, 12:19:10 AM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on March 31, 2015, 10:17:24 AM


It'll be a cold day in hell before you get me out of the house!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598
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