Big NEWS! Obama Talks to Congress!!!

[airboy]

Today's papers are all carrying a story that Obama actually met with senators of the other party off the record.

Please consider this a moment - this is so unusual for this President that this is considered major national news.

Simply amazing.

[Staggerwing]

Almost amazing enough to Knock Bat Boy and his antics off the cover of the Weekly World News.

[airboy]

Alas - the Weekly World News folded several years ago.

But I have an awesome book of the best WWN stories including Bat Boy.

[Staggerwing]

Airboy, may your heart fill with joy because I am here to tell you that the WWN yet lives! It has merely gone digital:

http://weeklyworldnews.com/

and, right as I type this, Bat Boy is Page 1 in a video segment.

Also, Apparently Rand Paul is being targeted by drones... http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/55119/drones-target-rand-paul/

[airboy]

Google Street View Reveals ET!!!!!

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/7123/google-street-view-reveals-et/

[LongBlade]

Google Street View Reveals ET!!!!!

http://weeklyworldnews.com/aliens/7123/google-street-view-reveals-et/

Proof if I've ever seen it.

[Longdan]

I knew it was real.  Now for something different:
http://weeklyworldnews.com/headlines/38143/worlds-biggest-butt/
If you see this heading toward you flee at right angles to its path of movement.  They do not turn quick.
Do not stop fleeing.  Do not look back.  Do not attempt to flee downhill.