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Staggerwing

#60
July 17, 2013, 09:15:53 PM
I wonder if she had scoliosis as well...
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#61
July 17, 2013, 09:18:11 PM
Stand aside.

<ahem>

Huw had a terrabyte of porn,

That usually kept his hand warm.

But his ball did break,

and really did ache.

But at least his prick wasn't so worn.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#62
July 17, 2013, 11:28:14 PM
Nuts.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Huw the Poo

#63
July 18, 2013, 12:53:11 AM
Quote from: LongBlade on July 17, 2013, 09:18:11 PM
Stand aside.

<ahem>

Huw had a terrabyte of porn,

That usually kept his hand warm.

But his ball did break,

and really did ache.

But at least his prick wasn't so worn.

Ha!  Yeah, I did have to take a couple of days off.  It was hell! :D

MikeGER

#64
July 18, 2013, 01:45:07 AM
Huw, hope you get well soon
with your ball as big as balloon
Epididymitis is hard for a bloke
sorry but we had had to joke
your pain will be gone at noon 

undercovergeek

#65
July 18, 2013, 04:08:05 AM
A pic of our man Huw on his way to the docs this morning:-



Gusington

#66
July 18, 2013, 06:32:44 AM
 :o
✡

слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Martok

#67
July 18, 2013, 07:40:56 AM
Hilarity aside -- and make no mistake, this thread is one of the funniest I've seen in a long time -- you have all my sympathies, Huw.  Here's hoping the antibiotics do the trick, and that the pain dissipates soon! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Huw the Poo

#68
July 18, 2013, 12:41:41 PM
Thank you Martok!  Geek, I may not have looked like that on the way to the doc but I bloody felt like it!  Is that Buster Gonad?

In other news, a friend of mine saw this thread and decided to contribute a verse of his own:

A terrible accident befell Huw
Whilst attempting a Welsh field-based screw.
With balls so inflamed,
That no hope remained
Of ramming his favourite ewe.

;D

undercovergeek

#69
July 18, 2013, 12:49:13 PM
it is buster gonad - i thought it appropriate

hows the nutsack today?

LongBlade

#70
July 18, 2013, 12:52:05 PM
Quote from: Huw the Poo on July 18, 2013, 12:41:41 PM
Thank you Martok!  Geek, I may not have looked like that on the way to the doc but I bloody felt like it!  Is that Buster Gonad?

In other news, a friend of mine saw this thread and decided to contribute a verse of his own:

A terrible accident befell Huw
Whilst attempting a Welsh field-based screw.
With balls so inflamed,
That no hope remained
Of ramming his favourite ewe.

;D

Ha! He needs to register. He'll fit right in!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Martok

#71
July 18, 2013, 12:56:39 PM
I think I've just had a minor epiphany:  All internet communities should have a good-humored Welshman as one of their members.  The world would be better off.  8) 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Huw the Poo

#72
July 18, 2013, 12:59:23 PM
Aww shucks Martok! :)

Quote from: undercovergeek on July 18, 2013, 12:49:13 PM
hows the nutsack today?

Disappointingly it's actually slightly worse today, but nowhere near as bad as it has been.  I still think the antibiotics will kick arse. :)

bob48

#73
July 18, 2013, 12:59:33 PM
There exists in this world only one good-humoured Welshman, and he's our's already ;)

Good sport Huw, so you are boyo!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

undercovergeek

#74
July 18, 2013, 01:17:13 PM
Quote from: Martok on July 18, 2013, 12:56:39 PM
a good-humored Welshman 

:o  :o

you should hear him when Steam wont work, or the Team Speak server wont let me on!!
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