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Windigo

#45
July 17, 2013, 03:33:47 PM
#1.....    Huw as a PhD, used the phrase "pee-pee" to describe urinating... therefore Huw must be a pediatrition

#2.....   I has a vasectomy AND then 10 years later a reversal ....  Huw you have my deepest most profound pity [similar to watching an animal die horribly after eating some of LBs barbeque]

#3.....   Most of these guys better not try and make their living as poets

There once was a gamer named Huw
whose member was thouroughly blue
he went to the doc
who treated his cock
and there isn't going to be an end rhyme... because evil overlords pull shit like that
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

undercovergeek

#46
July 17, 2013, 03:34:59 PM
must remember - this is the wrong place for sympathy!!

Barthheart

#47
July 17, 2013, 03:44:55 PM
You can always find sympathy... between shit and syphilis in the dictionary....

bob48

#48
July 17, 2013, 03:47:30 PM
Lol
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

#49
July 17, 2013, 03:52:53 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on July 17, 2013, 03:34:59 PM
must remember - this is the wrong place for sympathy!!
There should be a dedicated thread for those desiring true sympathy ... but I think it would be derailed within 6 posts
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

#50
July 17, 2013, 04:06:32 PM
Huw was in fear and dread,

For his nut burned like hot lead.

They feared he'd lost it all,

But modern meds saved his ball,

And Huw was happy because he still had the head!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Arctic Blast

#51
July 17, 2013, 04:47:31 PM
Gah! Here's to hoping it's gone soon, Huw.

Err...the pain...not the entire bit... :o

I'm no poet, so I'll leave it to the other to keep that ball rolling.

bob48

#52
July 17, 2013, 05:09:55 PM
I think 6 it a little optimistic, Windy, I'm sure we can do better'n that.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#53
July 17, 2013, 05:59:55 PM
There once was a lad from Conizes,
Who's balls were two different sizes.
One was so small,
It was nothing at all.
The other so big it won prizes.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington

#54
July 17, 2013, 07:35:03 PM
The thread is reaching historical proportions in its hilarity and absence of any empathy. Well done.

Huw was a guy with berry twisted
How it got that way no one witness-ed
He screamed out 'oh shit'
His virtual friends laughed at his sick bit
And the thread grew as not a beat was miss-ed.

~fin~
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#55
July 17, 2013, 08:13:49 PM
the Hue cried
a knife was applied
the soft wind spoke
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#56
July 17, 2013, 08:15:11 PM
^I smell romance. Or is that fromunda?
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bayonetbrant

#57
July 17, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
Bes for the LOL-prize
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

LongBlade

#58
July 17, 2013, 08:34:14 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on July 17, 2013, 08:16:41 PM
Bes for the LOL-prize

I think he cheated.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

besilarius

#59
July 17, 2013, 09:12:28 PM
Well, of course.  What do you expect on these forums, respect and probity?
For those who care, the original:

There once was a girl from Conizes,
whose tits were two different sizes,
one was so small
it was nothing at all,
The other so big it won prizes.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.
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