We're All Martians

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mirth

August 28, 2013, 06:53:43 PM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#1
August 28, 2013, 08:49:19 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

mirth

#2
August 28, 2013, 10:55:59 PM
Nice! It's probably been 30 years since I last saw that video. Phil looks awesome!
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

DoctorQuest

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August 29, 2013, 09:28:48 AM Last Edit: August 29, 2013, 10:29:39 AM by DoctorQuest
I am actually more impressed that we are made of star stuff. The elements in our bodies were generated in the hearts of stars and spread through the universe via supernovas.

"You are a child of the universe.
No less than the moon and the stars
You have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you
No doubt the universe is unfolding
As it should."

I'm going to go put on a tie-dye tee shirt and dance around my trees. :)
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

LongBlade

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August 29, 2013, 10:22:34 AM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on August 29, 2013, 09:28:48 AM
I am actually more impressed that we are made of star stuff. The elements in our bodies we generated in the hearts of stars and spread through the universe via supernovas.

"You are a child of the universe.
No less than the moon and the stars
You have a right to be here.

And whether or not it is clear to you
No doubt the universe is unfolding
As it should."

I'm going to go put on a tie-dye tee shirt and dance around my trees. :)

That's a great idea.

I think I'll rename my kids to Moon Crater 1 and Moon Crater 2.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Steelgrave

#5
August 29, 2013, 01:08:35 PM
^Didn't Pitt and Jolie beat you to that one? No wait, maybe it was Zappa!

DoctorQuest

#6
August 29, 2013, 01:13:38 PM
Sigh. Don't you guys know ANYTHING?

Zappa's kids are Dweezil, Moon Unit, Ahmet, and Diva.
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

W8taminute

#7
August 29, 2013, 01:48:02 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on August 29, 2013, 01:13:38 PM
Sigh. Don't you guys know ANYTHING?

Zappa's kids are Dweezil, Moon Unit, Ahmet, and Diva.

Sorry no offense.  Until MetalDog quotes for truth I don't believe you!   ;D
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

Centurion40

#8
August 29, 2013, 02:06:12 PM
So how did this Martian rock supposedly make its way to Earth?
Any time is a good time for pie.

DoctorQuest

#9
August 29, 2013, 03:57:20 PM
Quote from: W8taminute on August 29, 2013, 01:48:02 PM
Quote from: DoctorQuest on August 29, 2013, 01:13:38 PM
Sigh. Don't you guys know ANYTHING?

Zappa's kids are Dweezil, Moon Unit, Ahmet, and Diva.

Sorry no offense.  Until MetalDog quotes for truth I don't believe you!   ;D

Works for me!
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.

GDS_Starfury

#10
August 29, 2013, 03:59:55 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on August 29, 2013, 02:06:12 PM
So how did this Martian rock supposedly make its way to Earth?

it hoped the fence on the Rio.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Barthheart

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August 29, 2013, 04:11:00 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on August 29, 2013, 02:06:12 PM
So how did this Martian rock supposedly make its way to Earth?

A larger rock smashed into Mars throwing said rock at earth.

Centurion40

#12
August 29, 2013, 04:53:26 PM
Well, it's more plausible than this:

Any time is a good time for pie.

MetalDog

#13
August 29, 2013, 09:42:01 PM
W8, I appreciate your faith, and the good Doctor is absolutely correct.  And certainly has gone up in my estimation for knowing it :)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

DoctorQuest

#14
August 30, 2013, 09:50:01 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on August 29, 2013, 09:42:01 PM
W8, I appreciate your faith, and the good Doctor is absolutely correct.  And certainly has gone up in my estimation for knowing it :)

I've been a Zappa fan for years. (Well, decades actually.)
"Everything you read on the internet is true." - Benjamin Franklin

"Zero-G and I feel fine....." - John Glenn

"I reject your reality and substitute my own." - Adam Savage, inventor of the alternative fact.
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