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bayonetbrant

September 29, 2013, 03:35:31 PM
great video

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Windigo

#1
September 30, 2013, 02:42:04 PM


My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

bayonetbrant

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September 30, 2013, 03:14:57 PM
^^ so not cool compared to the one I posted
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

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September 30, 2013, 03:27:05 PM
tastes like chicken.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Bison

#4
September 30, 2013, 06:25:25 PM
It'd be even cooler if it was a grogheads and their pets thread.  :D

Windigo

#5
October 01, 2013, 09:30:04 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on September 30, 2013, 03:27:05 PM
tastes like chicken.

that makes it better than alligator then
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#6
October 01, 2013, 09:37:54 AM
gator tastes like chicken as well.

youll find out when you retire to Naples, Florida.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Martok

#7
October 01, 2013, 10:25:15 AM
I found that out when I went to the MN State Fair 8-9 years ago.  It was a rather unpleasant experience (although not because of the alligator meat -- that was actually quite tasty!). 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
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Windigo

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October 01, 2013, 11:41:14 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 01, 2013, 09:37:54 AM
gator tastes like chicken as well.

youll find out when you retire to Naples, Florida.

I ate alligator... at a wild meat supper at the local Fish and Game Club... it tasted IMO more like gamey porkloin
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

GDS_Starfury

#9
October 01, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
well there was your mistake right there.  how the hell is a Canadian supposed to know how to cook gator?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#10
October 01, 2013, 11:54:06 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 01, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
well there was your mistake right there.  how the hell is a Canadian supposed to know how to cook gator?

Isn't "gator" the Quebecquois spelling for "Rocky Mountain Oysters?"
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Centurion40

#11
October 01, 2013, 12:02:03 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 01, 2013, 09:37:54 AM
gator tastes like chicken as well.

youll find out when you retire to Naples, Florida.

Mythbusters busted this notion.

Any time is a good time for pie.

Windigo

#12
October 01, 2013, 05:44:20 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 01, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
well there was your mistake right there.  how the hell is a Canadian supposed to know how to cook gator?

same way an American takes an IQ test
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

LongBlade

#13
October 01, 2013, 07:42:39 PM
Quote from: Windigo on October 01, 2013, 05:44:20 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 01, 2013, 11:44:12 AM
well there was your mistake right there.  how the hell is a Canadian supposed to know how to cook gator?

same way an American takes an IQ test

Peanut oil?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

GDS_Starfury

#14
October 01, 2013, 08:16:43 PM
pizza?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

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