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GDS_Starfury

October 03, 2013, 02:07:10 PM
 :o





Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#1
October 03, 2013, 02:23:52 PM
The naviguesser should have warned the captain of shallow water in Milan.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Staggerwing

#2
October 03, 2013, 02:43:25 PM
It looks like a mock-up to me unless those dive-planes on the sail are made of an alloy of Amazium and Moregooderium.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

LongBlade

#3
October 03, 2013, 02:46:49 PM
Full steam ahead ?!?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

W8taminute

#4
October 03, 2013, 03:17:36 PM
Quote from: Staggerwing on October 03, 2013, 02:43:25 PM
It looks like a mock-up to me unless those dive-planes on the sail are made of an alloy of Amazium and Moregooderium.


I was thinking the same thing.  Perhaps this will be used in the next James Bond movie?
"You and I are of a kind. In a different reality, I could have called you friend."

Romulan Commander to Kirk

GDS_Starfury

#5
October 03, 2013, 04:57:59 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

besilarius

#6
October 03, 2013, 05:57:40 PM
Vasco de Gama would be ashamed.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

GDS_Starfury

#7
October 03, 2013, 06:12:34 PM
Brilliant marketing though.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Airborne Rifles

#8
October 03, 2013, 06:31:50 PM
But what class of boat is it?  That's what I want to know...

Arctic Blast

#9
October 03, 2013, 08:03:58 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on October 03, 2013, 06:31:50 PM
But what class of boat is it?  That's what I want to know...

Awesomazius class.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#10
October 03, 2013, 11:37:13 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on October 03, 2013, 08:03:58 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on October 03, 2013, 06:31:50 PM
But what class of boat is it?  That's what I want to know...

Awesomazius class.

Must be, it has tinted windows on the sail.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

LongBlade

#11
October 03, 2013, 11:49:50 PM
Quote from: Mr. Bigglesworth on October 03, 2013, 11:37:13 PM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on October 03, 2013, 08:03:58 PM
Quote from: Airborne Rifles on October 03, 2013, 06:31:50 PM
But what class of boat is it?  That's what I want to know...

Awesomazius class.

Must be, it has tinted windows on the sail.

Ha!

So it does. Now all it needs is a screen door.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MikeGER

#12
October 04, 2013, 04:13:43 AM
a bug in the real world expression of Command  ...someone placed a sub on land in their scenario editor ;)

Gusington

#13
October 04, 2013, 10:19:09 AM
Good marketing, but for...insurance? zzz
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