New excavations in Egypt

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bob48

Giza chance to think of some more.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

BanzaiCat

Quattara you talking about? You're all doing pretty well so far.

bob48

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 05, 2013, 02:23:31 PM
Quattara you talking about? You're all doing pretty well so far.

That's gonna send me into a deep depression.....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

Quote from: bob48 on December 05, 2013, 02:24:55 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 05, 2013, 02:23:31 PM
Quattara you talking about? You're all doing pretty well so far.

That's gonna send me into a deep depression.....

Of Horus this can't go on forever.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

Muslimit the number of puns in this thread - we should come together Aswan and put this discussion back on track.

GDS_Starfury

I dont mean to break up the punfest but have they found any of Windys relatives?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


BanzaiCat

Ask Bawb - he might have been on holiday there about the time Tut wrapped things up.

LongBlade

Quote from: Banzai_Cat on December 05, 2013, 02:39:24 PM
Muslimit the number of puns in this thread - we should come together Aswan and put this discussion back on track.

Agreed. Bob won't make any more puns, either. He Ptolemy so.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

Suez there gonna be a stop to this, or what?

LongBlade

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

BanzaiCat

Quote from: LongBlade on December 05, 2013, 02:55:46 PM
Agreed. Bob won't make any more puns, either. He Ptolemy so.

You won with this one, anyway.

bob48

The sexual life of a camel
is a very peculiar thing
in the height of the mating season
it tries to bugger the sphinx
now, the sphinx' posterior orifice
is blocked by the sands of the Nile
which account for the hump on the camel
and the sphinx' inscrutable smile.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bob48

Well, that was a thread-killer and no mistake! ;D
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Martok

Some things just can't be topped, oh Resident Pun-Master.  ;) 

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Centurion40

#44
There'd better be a genie in that lamp!




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