As I approach post #1000

Started by GJK, December 07, 2013, 10:33:37 AM

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MetalDog

That's bob for ya', holding up the weight of the world.  Besides, I told him that bit with the pliers was verbotten.

@Stagger-No worries my friend.  I've never ben even slightly tempted by SL or ASL.  So I hope you have an extra orange cone.
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

bob48

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:20:53 AM
Quote from: bob48 on December 07, 2013, 11:18:41 AM
Do we get to do the initiation ceremony yet? Do we? can I do the bit with the pliers this time? can I? Please?

Oh just go play your turn of Twilight Struggle for your team Bob, you're holding everybody else up there!

The hell you say! I thought we already had given Geek very clear and concise instructions to proceed?
You just can't get good staff these days........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 10:52:35 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 10:47:38 AM
he has been assimilated.

23,000 plus posts??? Jesus H. Christ son, do you ever have the time to get laid???

He was whining one day about losing all the post count he had at an old forum, so I added about 12,000 to his count to make him feel more manly. I don't remember the exact number I added but if you subtract around 12k you'll have a ballpark number.

As for the cheese count, if you were really paying attention you'd know that it resets after a certain threshold.

And dragons still rock.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 11:23:02 AM

And since you're on Bob's team in Twilight Struggle, both of you geeks need to be over there figuring out how the hell to stop the hordes of Commie's instead of wasting your time in this silly little thread!

Does that mean that Team Breadline has made their move?

Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 11:23:40 AM
That's bob for ya', holding up the weight of the world.  Besides, I told him that bit with the pliers was verbotten.

@Stagger-No worries my friend.  I've never ben even slightly tempted by SL or ASL.  So I hope you have an extra orange cone.

No prob. I keep one for each occasion.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GJK

I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here???  I need a drink now....

Clip your freaking corners!
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-Dean Vernon Wormer

bob48

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here???  I need a drink now....

That was quick. What happened, were they out shopping?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

Quote from: GJK on December 07, 2013, 12:01:21 PM
I go to have sex with the neighbor's wife and her two girlfriends and you people are still posting here???  I need a drink now....



It was that good, eh? Well, it's 12:02pm EST on a saturday so having a drink is now acceptable per rules of polite society
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


MetalDog

Stagger, you have obviously made the mistake of correlating this place with polite society ;)   And I think bob nailed it.  GJK didn't :)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GJK

Quote from: MetalDog on December 07, 2013, 12:06:21 PM
Stagger, you have obviously made the mistake of correlating this place with polite society ;)   And I think bob nailed it.  GJK didn't :)

Doh!!!   >:( >:( >:(

Hey, a guy can only have a quickie every now and then can't he?  Besides, I have a game of ASL to set up....
Clip your freaking corners!
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Blood Bowl on VASSAL - Ask me about it! http://garykrockover.com/BB/
----------------------
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

GDS_Starfury

careful you dont cut your fingers on those sharp counter edges.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


GJK

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 07, 2013, 12:09:08 PM
careful you dont cut your fingers on those sharp counter edges.

I round my corners mister.  I clip my chits.  I circumcise my counters dammit.
Clip your freaking corners!
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Blood Bowl on VASSAL - Ask me about it! http://garykrockover.com/BB/
----------------------
"Fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life, son."

-Dean Vernon Wormer

Dolan50



Red Barricades and Kampfgruppe Pieper I-II were my favorite ASL games.
I still have them and a bunch of other ASL stuff sitting in the bottom of my closet that hasn't seen the light of day in over 10 years.

My wish now is that Graviteam tactics will some day take on the battles inside Stalingrad and hopefully branch off and do some western front bulge battles too.
A Corporate Executive,a Democrat and a Republican walk into a room.The CEO walks in first and notices 10 cookies on a plate and pockets 9 of them,then turns to the Republican and whispers in his ear  and says "The Democrat is trying to steal your cookie".

GDS_Starfury

there are always the Stalingrad mods for various Close Combat games you could play.  ya know, Close Combat, the pc version of ASL.  ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.