Bike's been nicked!

Started by JudgeDredd, January 24, 2014, 12:00:40 PM

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undercovergeek

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 24, 2014, 02:57:53 PM
your all a bunch of limey gits to us.

always building bridges!!!  :P

bob48

Quote from: JudgeDredd on January 24, 2014, 02:49:56 PM
"You want to be on that wall, you NEED to be on that wall."

Independence doesn't mean we hate you - it just means they don't want to be ruled by the same twats YOU don't want to be ruled by :-)

Newcastle's almost Scottish anyway. Plus I'm gonna defect and move to Fife..........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

GDS_Starfury

something you never see in the islands of the UK:

Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bob48

Teeth? Yeah, we have 'em over here as well. Do I need to take mine out and show you?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Silent Disapproval Robot

If you've got the CCTV footage, can't you find them and do a drive-by caber tossing or something?  (No, that's not a euphemism although I'm sure bob's already tried it.)

bob48

I think my caber-tossing days are over........
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

JudgeDredd

Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on January 24, 2014, 03:10:36 PM
If you've got the CCTV footage, can't you find them and do a drive-by caber tossing or something?  (No, that's not a euphemism although I'm sure bob's already tried it.)
Tossing the caber is kind of difficult whilst driving  ;D
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people

GDS_Starfury

Quote from: bob48 on January 24, 2014, 03:05:09 PM
Teeth? Yeah, we have 'em over here as well. Do I need to take mine out and show you?

but those are white and straight.   ;)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


undercovergeek

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 24, 2014, 03:23:32 PM
Quote from: bob48 on January 24, 2014, 03:05:09 PM
Teeth? Yeah, we have 'em over here as well. Do I need to take mine out and show you?

but those are white and straight.   ;)

and coloured in by a little pen.............

got more important shit to worry about Star!

BanzaiCat


bob48

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Quote from: GDS_Starfury on January 24, 2014, 03:23:32 PM
Quote from: bob48 on January 24, 2014, 03:05:09 PM
Teeth? Yeah, we have 'em over here as well. Do I need to take mine out and show you?

but those are white and straight.   ;)

A few years ago we were at Braemar for the Highland Games, and the there were some very big lads doing the caber tossing.

And I have no idea why I linked this to Star's post.....
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Windigo

Go to the highland games that are held here every year.

Love the livestock dog trials with sheep. The dog cutting sheep reminds me of watching Star in bar full of nuns
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Martok

Sorry to hear about your bike getting stolen, JD.  Here's to hoping the tossers receive their just comeuppance. 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
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Arctic Blast

That sucks, JD. Here's hoping the guy suffers an 'unfortunate' incident with a speeding truck...or a wood chipper.

W8taminute

This really blows chunks JD.  I share the same sentiment as Martok and Arctic.  I can empathize with you as I've had my car broken into several times in the early nineties and lost two car radios and an expensive tool kit that was gifted to me one Christmas. 

Oh and before the speeding truck or the wood chipper does their damage to the individual(s) that took your bike I hope that several blasts of a nail gun are launched at their twigs and berries.
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