Just Can't Fix Stupid

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Sir Slash

#135
April 15, 2016, 10:10:13 AM
Now they can both perform.... in jail. No Mirth. Here in Fla. women are encouraged to bring their children on the stage of the Strip Club when auditioning. It's part of the, "Keeping Families Together Act". When performing though, they have to sit in the audience. They are however allowed wait tables but cannot by law keep their tips or make faces at the customers. At least that's what I hear. I've NEVER been into such a place. I only go to Wal-Mart and the Library.  ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bayonetbrant

#136
April 17, 2016, 08:26:54 AM
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Nefaro

#137
April 17, 2016, 07:58:06 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on April 15, 2016, 09:31:17 AM
Holy shit!  How is this not Florida?!

http://wncn.com/2016/04/15/child-rescued-from-hot-car-outside-tennessee-strip-club-2-women-arrested/

I recall an area strip club which had a fairly fancy child daycare business right behind it, in North KC. 

Seemed extremely odd at initial glance, but makes perfect sense after a little thought.   ;D


Not sure if that symbiotic relationship is still going.

bayonetbrant

#139
April 29, 2016, 09:42:50 AM
Go look up "Trigglypuff"

Totally SFW - you just might get in trouble for laughing at it all
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Silent Disapproval Robot

#140
April 29, 2016, 10:28:41 AM
I watched the hour long presentation by Crowder and Milos in which trigglypuff was constantly shrieking away.  The camera wasn't sent up to capture her and the audio wasn't good enough to pick out what she was saying.  I had an image in my head though.  Reality turns out to be even better!  Good job reality! 

I hope we're finally seeing the end phase of the SJW movement.  They seem to be unravelling and turning on themselves a bit lately. 

bayonetbrant

#141
May 19, 2016, 08:28:41 AM
holy cow...  the comments on this section! :)
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#142
May 21, 2016, 11:39:15 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Sir Slash

#143
May 21, 2016, 02:16:08 PM
Sorry I got all those wrong. Must be the Beam talking.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

panzerde

#144
May 24, 2016, 06:38:29 PM
My doctor says if I don't stop going back to the dessert I'm going to have to have bypass surgery.

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

bayonetbrant

#145
July 15, 2016, 01:11:11 PM


QuoteThe Oconee Enterprise ran a story yesterday with a headline of "Armed Robber Hits Party City" or something to that effect.

The Party City was not robbed. Nothing close to that happened.

What happened was two idiots fought over pills in the parking lot of the Epps Bridge Center. One of them got hit in the head, and the other ran off with the pills. The loser of this tête-à-tête not only refused to cooperate, he left the scene prior to the investigator arriving. He even made some sort of comment about a hot dog being worth more than the deputy's salary.

Two guys fighting over pills in a parking lot is not a store getting robbed.

Now, here is something that the paper didn't have: The party of the first part struck the party of the second part in the head with a pistol. He left the pistol behind. Pistols aren't much use if the ammunition is loaded in the magazine backwards. That's been turning shootings in pistol-whoppings since 1892.

No yet to be made balloon animals were harmed in the writing of this post.
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"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#146
July 16, 2016, 10:45:32 PM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

bayonetbrant

#147
August 18, 2016, 03:38:12 PM
someone thought this was a good enough idea to make and sell this...

http://amzn.to/2b2FfgE
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

panzerde

#148
August 18, 2016, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 18, 2016, 03:38:12 PM
someone thought this was a good enough idea to make and sell this...

http://amzn.to/2b2FfgE


The best part is that it's ranked enough that someone has to have bought it...



#502 in MP3 Downloads > Albums > Children's Music > Educational
#802 in MP3 Downloads > Albums > Jazz > Avant Garde & Free Jazz
#1203 in MP3 Downloads > Albums > Miscellaneous > Sound Effects

"This damned Bonaparte is going to get us all killed" - Jean Lannes, 1809

Castellan -  La Fraternite des Boutons Carres

Staggerwing

#149
August 18, 2016, 06:10:22 PM
Quote from: panzerde on August 18, 2016, 04:27:31 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on August 18, 2016, 03:38:12 PM
someone thought this was a good enough idea to make and sell this...

http://amzn.to/2b2FfgE


The best part is that it's ranked enough that someone has to have bought it...



#502 in MP3 Downloads > Albums > Children's Music > Educational
#802 in MP3 Downloads > Albums > Jazz > Avant Garde & Free Jazz
#1203 in MP3 Downloads > Albums > Miscellaneous > Sound Effects

Can I still get it if I don't have a cat?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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