"Feeling Old" - 2014 edition

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Labbug

#90
June 03, 2014, 04:58:16 PM
I feel so sorry for you young guys.  I was ten years old when "Forbidden Planet" was released and I saw it in the movie theater.

GDS_Starfury

#91
June 03, 2014, 05:22:24 PM
pffft  Windy used to babysit the baby Jesus.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#92
June 03, 2014, 05:22:49 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Centurion40

#93
June 04, 2014, 07:42:06 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 03, 2014, 11:48:55 AM
WarGames released this day in 1983



Yeah, and I was 19 when I saw it!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

Centurion40

#94
June 04, 2014, 07:43:52 AM
Quote from: mirth on June 03, 2014, 01:19:26 PM
Wanna feel even older?

Ally Sheedy's 51.  :o



Any time is a good time for pie.

mirth

#95
June 04, 2014, 08:14:17 AM
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#96
June 04, 2014, 08:25:46 AM
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

mirth

#97
June 04, 2014, 08:34:21 AM
Time for a Wargames remake



"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#98
June 04, 2014, 09:48:12 AM
I'd still do Ally Sheedy. It helps my aging process that The Wife looks just like her circa The Breakfast Club, sans dandruff and with far superior ta tas.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Martok

#99
June 04, 2014, 12:06:27 PM
Okay seriously, given all the different women you say The Wife looks like, she's gotta be about the most shagadelic brunette between the Mississippi and Atlantic seaboard.  We're gonna have to see a picture someday! 

"Like we need an excuse to drink to anything..." - Banzai_Cat
"I like to think of it not as an excuse but more like Pavlovian Response." - Sir Slash

"At our ages, they all look like jailbait." - mirth

"If we had lines here that would have crossed all of them. For the 1,077,986th time." - Gusington

"Government is so expensive that it should at least be entertaining." - airboy

"As long as there's bacon, everything will be all right." - Toonces

Windigo

#100
June 04, 2014, 12:14:00 PM
My doctor wrote me a prescription for daily sex.

My wife insists that it says dyslexia but what does she know.

Gusington

#101
June 04, 2014, 01:15:18 PM
The Wife is quite shagedelic. She would rip my gonads off if I posted a pic but I can try to get one without her knowing...
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

#102
June 04, 2014, 02:12:12 PM
Quote from: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 01:15:18 PM
The Wife is quite shagedelic. She would rip my gonads off if I posted a pic but I can try to get one without her knowing...

fraught

with

danger

Gusington

#103
June 04, 2014, 02:43:18 PM
As is my whole existence.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Steelgrave

#104
June 04, 2014, 05:05:49 PM
Quote from: Gusington on June 04, 2014, 01:15:18 PM
The Wife is quite shagedelic. She would rip my gonads off if I posted a pic but I can try to get one without her knowing...

Just pull a few out of the special pics you keep in the shoebox under your bed. She'll never know   8)
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