"Feeling Old" - 2014 edition

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GDS_Starfury

#75
April 17, 2014, 05:40:56 PM
Quote from: Gusington on April 17, 2014, 04:01:25 PM
Beverly Hills Cop was the first movie I was allowed to watch with curse words.

some days youre such a fetus.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#76
April 17, 2014, 06:03:21 PM
Sexiest damned fetus you've ever seen.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#77
April 17, 2014, 06:13:27 PM
speaking of...

did you ever stop to realize that when you make fried chicken you have to smear the embryo of the baby on the dead mothers carcass?
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Staggerwing

#78
April 17, 2014, 06:26:49 PM
Along with all those herbs and spices doncha know.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Greybriar

#79
April 18, 2014, 07:56:49 AM
Regardless of how good a PC game may be it will always have its detractors and no matter how bad a PC game may be it will always have its fans.

mirth

#80
June 03, 2014, 11:48:55 AM
WarGames released this day in 1983


"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#81
June 03, 2014, 12:00:52 PM
oof.  that hurts
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Gusington

#82
June 03, 2014, 01:11:28 PM
Watched WarGames with my daughters about six months ago...that really made me feel old. And they really liked it too...which made me feel even older for some reason.
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слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#83
June 03, 2014, 01:19:26 PM
Wanna feel even older?

Ally Sheedy's 51.  :o

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#84
June 03, 2014, 01:22:11 PM
^ Holy Jesus Hell.  :-\

mirth

#85
June 03, 2014, 01:24:41 PM
Right? That just kinda killed any remnants of my youth.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat

#86
June 03, 2014, 01:28:34 PM
Her publicist should be fired for letting her go out in public like that - unless she doesn't give a puck, which would actually be kind of awesome.

I still have remnants of my youth, but mine that are mired in the 80s that think it was "just a few years ago" are starting to get long in the tooth.

airboy

#87
June 03, 2014, 04:45:08 PM
Once you live half a century or more - every day above ground is probably a good day.

airboy

#88
June 03, 2014, 04:48:26 PM
Quote from: Silent Disapproval Robot on February 17, 2014, 02:55:30 PM
The fact that I was too old for several of those entries when they were first released makes me feel even older.  I've half a mind to hop on my rascal, drive over to Brant's place and fling Centrum Silver vitamin pills at him.

I'm too old for every one of those entries except the last one with the swimming pool.

Steelgrave

#89
June 03, 2014, 04:51:06 PM
Quote from: airboy on June 03, 2014, 04:45:08 PM
Once you live half a century or more - every day above ground is probably a good day.

Amen, brother. At 54 I like to say that the only thing worse than another birthday is not having another birthday.....  :coolsmiley:
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