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BanzaiCat

#135
November 13, 2014, 09:16:13 AM

MetalDog

#136
November 13, 2014, 11:24:39 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

Barthheart

#137
November 21, 2014, 10:38:10 AM

Centurion40

#138
November 21, 2014, 11:09:01 AM
 :buck2:
Any time is a good time for pie.

BanzaiCat

#139
December 05, 2014, 02:37:04 PM

bayonetbrant

#140
December 05, 2014, 02:46:04 PM
I LOL'ed
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

Staggerwing

#141
December 05, 2014, 07:01:13 PM
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

MetalDog

#142
December 05, 2014, 07:38:46 PM
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

LongBlade

#143
December 05, 2014, 08:29:47 PM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#144
December 06, 2014, 10:19:07 AM
Oh, LB.  You are confused, sir.  I like funny.  Funny is good and doesn't really matter where it comes from.  My problem with puns in general, and on this site specifically is, they are mostly not funny.  That's not to say that you fellows don't come across an occasionally amusing turn of phrase, but, for the most part, it's knot for not and a-moo-sing for amusing.  More a show of, "Look how smart I am," rather than, "Look how funny I am."  But you and the fellas keep trying.  Maybe I'll start a thread of the ones I find funny.  Give youse something to shoot for...
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

GDS_Starfury

#145
December 06, 2014, 10:22:33 AM
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun.  nothing personal but one rock does not make a road block.   :)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

GDS_Starfury

#146
December 06, 2014, 10:42:30 AM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

LongBlade

#147
December 06, 2014, 12:26:08 PM
^ <chuckle>
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

MetalDog

#148
December 06, 2014, 03:14:54 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on December 06, 2014, 10:22:33 AM
actually we ignore you in our quest for fun.  nothing personal but one rock does not make a road block.   :)


I'm not offended in the least.  If any one should be offended, it should be you merry punsters.  Making up lame word play and needing someone else's visuals and word play to be funny.  I kind of enjoy the flailing around ;)
And the One Song to Rule Them All is Gimme Shelter - Rolling Stones


"If its a Balrog, I don't think you get an option to not consent......." - bob

undercovergeek

#149
December 06, 2014, 07:57:26 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on December 06, 2014, 10:19:07 AM
Oh, LB.  You are confused, sir.  I like funny.  Funny is good and doesn't really matter where it comes from.  My problem with puns in general, and on this site specifically is, they are mostly not funny.  That's not to say that you fellows don't come across an occasionally amusing turn of phrase, but, for the most part, it's knot for not and a-moo-sing for amusing.  More a show of, "Look how smart I am," rather than, "Look how funny I am."  But you and the fellas keep trying.  Maybe I'll start a thread of the ones I find funny.  Give youse something to shoot for...

its our creed and should be cast in stone above each of their houses
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