Albeit temporarily.
QuoteEurotunnel services were suspended on Saturday after more than 200 migrants broke into its French terminal in a "massive and organised" assault.
Passenger and freight services through the tunnel were halted for several hours while French police struggled to contain the invasion and remove the migrants.
All Eurotunnel services have been suspended for safety reasons after more than 100 migrants stormed the tracks overnight (EPA)
Two police officers and four migrants suffered minor injuries during scuffles, local authorities of the Pas-de-Calais region said.
Around 100 of the migrants managed to walk as far as 15 kilometres into the Channel Tunnel during the mass break-in before police intervened to stop them getting any further.
source: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/immigration/11909137/Eurotunnel-services-suspended-as-migrants-storm-tunnel.html
happens once a week and then one of them gets electrocuted and its the governments fault for not switching the electric off to let them in
mobs wth knives and sticks running up the tunnel sounds like an invasion of our country to me
25 million pound to strengthen the fence, security, beef up restrictions
OR
25000, a machine gun, bob and me and a bag of pork scratchings - problem fixed
I'm not clear on why they aren't shot. It seems like a major security breach. Would the French tolerate hundreds of people storming the runways at Charles de Gaulle?
At least they aren't Mexicans like here in the U.S. ;)
So all those people are trying to get to the UK to do yard work?
Quote from: Greybriar on October 03, 2015, 04:11:41 PM
At least they aren't Mexicans like here in the U.S. ;)
Not a bad idea!
Let's take one of those tunnels they're using to sneak into California and Arizona and gradually (so no one will notice) curve them to the right. Then we extend them all the way to Wales.
Problem solved!
curve all the way round back to mexico - it would be hilarious
Gentleman, we have a plan. Let's set Gus to digging.
Quote from: mirth on October 03, 2015, 05:17:58 PM
Gentleman, we have a plan. Let's set Gus to digging.
do we spin that propeller on the top of his cap and just ram him into the rocks?
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 05:15:31 PM
curve all the way round back to mexico - it would be hilarious
That's even more evilyer. Perfect!
Quote from: LongBlade on October 03, 2015, 05:28:53 PM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 05:15:31 PM
curve all the way round back to mexico - it would be hilarious
That's even more evilyer. Perfect!
Freeeeeeeedom...............
oh balls!!
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 03:55:24 PM
25000, a machine gun, bob and me and a bag of pork scratchings - problem fixed
Considering what I know of British food I am nervous about asking this, but...what on Earth is a pork scratching?
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 03:55:24 PM
25 million pound to strengthen the fence, security, beef up restrictions
OR
25000, a machine gun, bob and me and a bag of pork scratchings - problem fixed
i join in for free for travel expenses and a hot meal at some burger take out !
i even go to the extend and say: Breivik (the Norwegian bomber) got the Europian future portrait right in his manifesto, even so his method to fight it (leaching out at future goody two shows to may become politicians) were a little take to the extreme. We have to fight it at the voting booth
Quote from: Arctic Blast on October 04, 2015, 01:55:27 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 03:55:24 PM
25000, a machine gun, bob and me and a bag of pork scratchings - problem fixed
Considering what I know of British food I am nervous about asking this, but...what on Earth is a pork scratching?
Strips of fried pig skin, deep fried and covered in salt - last pack I saw it was 98 percent fat!!
Pork scratchings at the ready, Boss.
You are now designated the Chunnel Defense Force, aka Team ChuD.
Quote from: mirth on October 04, 2015, 06:05:40 AM
You are now designated the Chunnel Defense Force, aka Team ChuD.
I'll be ready with a hose pipe in case we need to flood the chunnel, so my designation will be ChudFlud, and UCG is heavy weapons, so he will be ChudThud.
Whoever brings the beer can be ChudSuds
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 04, 2015, 02:33:09 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on October 04, 2015, 01:55:27 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 03:55:24 PM
25000, a machine gun, bob and me and a bag of pork scratchings - problem fixed
Considering what I know of British food I am nervous about asking this, but...what on Earth is a pork scratching?
Strips of fried pig skin, deep fried and covered in salt - last pack I saw it was 98 percent fat!!
Sounds like a southern snack called pork rinds.
My thinking, too. Also known as cracklins.
Cracklin' Rosie?
Is that a metaphor?
Quote from: LongBlade on October 04, 2015, 09:54:10 AM
Cracklin' Rosie?
Is that a metaphor?
I'm sure it is. Just not sure for what.
The problem is you are losing the war of words. They are "migrants" and not "refugees", which means a permanent stay as opposed to a temporary stay followed by repatriation to their home country.
Quote from: Bison on October 04, 2015, 02:26:12 PM
The problem is you are losing the war of words. They are "migrants" and not "refugees", which means a permanent stay as opposed to a temporary stay followed by repatriation to their home country.
there was a hilarious interview with a Liberal MP this morning, he spent ages reassuring the public that they would not be here forever, they wanted to go to their home and rebuild it, they would not be here for long. Noone wants to abandon their home and live in a foreign land, dont panic they want to go back
over to Shimbali in the studio
Shimbali, as the MP said, do you eventually want to go home and repair the damage, go back to your city and live back there................
'No, i am never going back'
I stand justified. Thank you.
Is there compatibility between ChuD and Gus Team Seal?
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Hell yeah!
I'll get my helmet.
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 04, 2015, 02:33:09 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on October 04, 2015, 01:55:27 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 03:55:24 PM
25000, a machine gun, bob and me and a bag of pork scratchings - problem fixed
Considering what I know of British food I am nervous about asking this, but...what on Earth is a pork scratching?
Strips of fried pig skin, deep fried and covered in salt - last pack I saw it was 98 percent fat!!
So, pork rinds. Okay then. Carry on. :)
'Pork scratching' sounds so much more...flavorful. And contagious.
Quote from: Gusington on October 04, 2015, 07:07:56 PM
'Pork scratching' sounds so much more...flavorful. And contagious.
Hey, get back on the kosher side of the kitchen!
I haven't kept a kosher house since Grandma made me my first bacon cheeseburger.
Quote from: Gusington on October 04, 2015, 08:22:26 PM
I haven't kept a kosher house since Grandma made me my first bacon cheeseburger.
LOL
Quote from: Gusington on October 04, 2015, 08:22:26 PM
I haven't kept a kosher house since Grandma made me my first bacon cheeseburger.
And a nice shrimp cocktail on the side?
^Indeed. Chocolate milk for dessert too.
honest and real kosher bacon would make us billions.
I have some working prototypes.
I rather like turkey bacon; but okay, what about beef bacon?
I mean, that's literally the whole point to kosher franks.
If there can be kosher hot dogs (and those are even generally the highest quality), there can be kosher bacon.
Frankly, I want to try some of this! http://www.kolfoods.com/smoked-fry-beef-bacon.asp
Come to think of it, beef jerky kind of counts as 'original' bacon; and I'd eat that every day if I could.
Ive seen bacon made from brisket with bacon flavor added. ::)
That sounds doable! I'd rather try that than veal bacon (but I'm not a big fan of sheep flavors).
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 06, 2015, 08:43:47 AM
That sounds doable! I'd rather try that than veal bacon (but I'm not a big fan of sheep flavors).
Baby cow killer!!
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chancelor Merkel of the lost cause called Germany now believes they will recieve upwards of 1.5 mill refugees this year. And calls for all European countries to stand should to shoulder with her, because she just realised the concequenses of her open door policy.
Well not really, but she can read the polls that say, that for every day more and more germans gives her the finger.
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Quote from: undercovergeek on October 04, 2015, 02:33:09 AM
Quote from: Arctic Blast on October 04, 2015, 01:55:27 AM
Quote from: undercovergeek on October 03, 2015, 03:55:24 PM
25000, a machine gun, bob and me and a bag of pork scratchings - problem fixed
Considering what I know of British food I am nervous about asking this, but...what on Earth is a pork scratching?
Strips of fried pig skin, deep fried and covered in salt - last pack I saw it was 98 percent fat!!
Ah.... Pork Rinds. The wonderful bacon popcorn treat!
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The Tagesspiegel had some 'unlucky' layout today. O0
refugee crisis ' matter for the boss' is printed the headline
(first article is about a satiric movie premiere, and the second with the headline about Merkel and ongoing refugee crisis management )
well, the political correctness twitter-shitstorm is already on its way, and Tagesspiegel had to apologize, of course
Oh dear...
I've been telling you all he wasn't dead. The Russians had him frozen for the last 70 years and have now let him go to tell the world HE is really Putin's father and actually gave Germany to the Russians in 1945. We got Elvis on ice in Cleveland at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame. Just waiting for.... the right moment. 8)