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Gusington

#30
October 04, 2015, 07:07:56 PM
'Pork scratching' sounds so much more...flavorful. And contagious.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

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LongBlade

#31
October 04, 2015, 07:14:37 PM
Quote from: Gusington on October 04, 2015, 07:07:56 PM
'Pork scratching' sounds so much more...flavorful. And contagious.

Hey, get back on the kosher side of the kitchen!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

#32
October 04, 2015, 08:22:26 PM
I haven't kept a kosher house since Grandma made me my first bacon cheeseburger.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

LongBlade

#33
October 04, 2015, 08:28:16 PM
Quote from: Gusington on October 04, 2015, 08:22:26 PM
I haven't kept a kosher house since Grandma made me my first bacon cheeseburger.

LOL
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

#34
October 04, 2015, 08:29:18 PM
Quote from: Gusington on October 04, 2015, 08:22:26 PM
I haven't kept a kosher house since Grandma made me my first bacon cheeseburger.

And a nice shrimp cocktail on the side?
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

#35
October 04, 2015, 08:32:19 PM
^Indeed. Chocolate milk for dessert too.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

GDS_Starfury

#36
October 04, 2015, 09:36:56 PM
honest and real kosher bacon would make us billions.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#37
October 05, 2015, 07:47:56 AM
I have some working prototypes.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

JasonPratt

#38
October 05, 2015, 08:24:01 AM
I rather like turkey bacon; but okay, what about beef bacon?

I mean, that's literally the whole point to kosher franks.

If there can be kosher hot dogs (and those are even generally the highest quality), there can be kosher bacon.

Frankly, I want to try some of this! http://www.kolfoods.com/smoked-fry-beef-bacon.asp

Come to think of it, beef jerky kind of counts as 'original' bacon; and I'd eat that every day if I could.
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GDS_Starfury

#39
October 05, 2015, 08:02:08 PM
Ive seen bacon made from brisket with bacon flavor added.   ::)
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

JasonPratt

#40
October 06, 2015, 08:43:47 AM
That sounds doable! I'd rather try that than veal bacon (but I'm not a big fan of sheep flavors).
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!

Centurion40

#41
October 06, 2015, 09:04:23 AM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 06, 2015, 08:43:47 AM
That sounds doable! I'd rather try that than veal bacon (but I'm not a big fan of sheep flavors).

Baby cow killer!!
Any time is a good time for pie.

LongBlade

#42
October 06, 2015, 10:12:28 AM
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

jejo68

#43
October 07, 2015, 12:16:45 AM
chancelor Merkel of the lost cause called Germany now believes they will recieve upwards of 1.5 mill refugees this year. And calls for all European countries to stand should to shoulder with her, because she just realised the concequenses of her open door policy.
Well not really, but she can read the polls that say, that for every day more and more germans gives her the finger.

MikeGER

#44
October 07, 2015, 02:11:14 AM




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