Dumbing things down...

Started by JudgeDredd, January 08, 2013, 02:45:47 AM

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besilarius

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Longdan

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Martok

Quote from: Gusington on January 14, 2013, 09:07:29 PM
The Welsh needed some respect you know? It was kind of awesome seeing 2/3 the map of the UK a briny green under Welsh rule. But satisfying.
Well it's more than I've ever done.  Even in the original MTW Viking Invasion campaign, I never have won playing as the Welsh.  (Indeed, the only Celtic faction I've beat that campaign with has been as the Irish.) 



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Gusington

This campaign was not a tough one, I won it in under 100 turns. The only easier one that I recall is the Crusades campaign which I won in about 25 turns as the Egyptians.
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