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Mr. Bigglesworth

#15
February 06, 2013, 12:56:57 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on February 05, 2013, 09:06:46 PM
Quote from: eyebiter on February 05, 2013, 01:50:16 PM
Wonder if NASA will try to capture this asteroid when it returns in 2036?

catch it, nudge it and put it into a orbit where it hits Iran.

Who gives an F about Iran? If you could catch it you could use it to lift a hell of a lot of shit into space. Free megalift. You are now an instant space power with factories, smelters, metals and other materials in space.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Longdan

#16
February 06, 2013, 01:35:57 AM
That would be bad for more than just Iran.  It would sorta wreck everything around there and everywhere else.
No wonder they are so pissed.  And crazy.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

GDS_Starfury

#17
February 06, 2013, 05:51:23 AM
a 2.5 megaton blast isnt that big.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Longdan

#18
February 06, 2013, 10:14:01 AM
It is big.  Perhaps you would like to have one in Boca?  Besides it would be murder on a fairly large scale.
We run into that moral equivalency thing.  They are always talking shit but like some people so far it is just talk.
digni enim sunt interdicunt

Centurion40

#19
February 06, 2013, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: bob48 on February 05, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
I can sell you a lump of Hadrians Wall if you want. I just have to nip out in the dead of night with a hammer and knock a chunk off for ya  :)

Sweet!!  I just might take you up on that, but only if I ever get the chance to come over and collect it in person.  I don't trust the post!
Any time is a good time for pie.

GDS_Starfury

#20
February 06, 2013, 01:09:05 PM
Quote from: Longdan on February 06, 2013, 10:14:01 AM
It is big.  Perhaps you would like to have one in Boca?  Besides it would be murder on a fairly large scale.
We run into that moral equivalency thing.  They are always talking shit but like some people so far it is just talk.

nah  2.5 aint that huge.  a typical MIRV package on Moscow or NY would have been a pattern of 6 - 12 500kt warheads so I can actually call it typical.  as for boca... as long as Im not hear go for it.  I hate this town.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#21
February 06, 2013, 01:50:32 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: bob48 on February 05, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
I can sell you a lump of Hadrians Wall if you want. I just have to nip out in the dead of night with a hammer and knock a chunk off for ya  :)

Sweet!!  I just might take you up on that, but only if I ever get the chance to come over and collect it in person.  I don't trust the post!

Yeah, the post can be unreliable. The postman might get stoned.....

On the other hand, I have a nice Tower Bridge or Big Ben I can let you have cheap, special rates for grog-brothers  8)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Mr. Bigglesworth

#22
February 06, 2013, 03:03:58 PM
Quote from: bob48 on February 06, 2013, 01:50:32 PM
Quote from: Centurion40 on February 06, 2013, 10:31:11 AM
Quote from: bob48 on February 05, 2013, 04:17:56 PM
I can sell you a lump of Hadrians Wall if you want. I just have to nip out in the dead of night with a hammer and knock a chunk off for ya  :)

Sweet!!  I just might take you up on that, but only if I ever get the chance to come over and collect it in person.  I don't trust the post!

Yeah, the post can be unreliable. The postman might get stoned.....

On the other hand, I have a nice Tower Bridge or Big Ben I can let you have cheap, special rates for grog-brothers  8)

I'm sure you can sell some Blackpool rock at outrageous prices. It's rare to find a piece in foreign rock collections. Advertise at least $1000 per piece!
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

bob48

#23
February 06, 2013, 03:13:59 PM
Is it genuine? Does it have 'Blackpool' written all the way through it?

Anyway, its not my favourite place...Its where we had our honeymoon!
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

LongBlade

#24
February 06, 2013, 03:48:36 PM
Quote from: bob48 on February 06, 2013, 03:13:59 PM
Is it genuine? Does it have 'Blackpool' written all the way through it?

Anyway, its not my favourite place...Its where we had our honeymoon!

Ah. In other words, it was when you first cast your eyes on...cast iron. Gloooing!
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

bob48

#25
February 06, 2013, 04:11:15 PM
Aye. It was love at first swipe.

Wonder why the top of my head is the same shape as Herman Munster's?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

besilarius

#26
February 06, 2013, 06:40:45 PM
Do the bolts help?
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During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

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"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

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bob48

#27
February 07, 2013, 02:08:23 PM
Only if you tighten the nuts ;)
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

Staggerwing

#28
February 08, 2013, 04:27:33 PM
I fear that might cause you to raise your voice.
Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
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bob48

#29
February 08, 2013, 04:56:41 PM
I know I've got a screw loose, that's for sure.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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