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GDS_Starfury

LOL @ Dammit Jim

he might end up like Bill Cosby thinking his name is Jesus Christ.
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republic

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 08, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
he might end up like Bill Cosby thinking his name is Jesus Christ.

Thats one of my favorite stand up routines!



Dammit Jim will be fine in time, my only concern really is Mrs. Republic.  She had to have an epidural blood patch because of an inept anesthesiologist. 

There was a point during pregnancy where her blood pressure dropped to 40/20 and she lost consciousness.  I have never felt the feelings I felt at that time ever in my life and never do I want to feel them again...  As she drifted out she said very faintly "Is Brian ok?"  (Brian being me)  I lost it, I broke down...  They brought her back up again, but that moment where my wife's...my best friend's last conscious thoughts were about how I was doing...while she was being splayed open...was too much.

I hate to be so sappy...but I am so proud and thankful for Mrs. Republic.  How a goofy guy like me got so lucky...I'll never know.

GDS_Starfury

you wouldnt be a man if that didnt hit you like a ton of bricks.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


bayonetbrant

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 08, 2013, 09:20:04 PM
you wouldnt be a man if that didnt hit you like a ton of bricks.

what he said
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Arctic Blast

Quote from: republic on August 08, 2013, 09:12:49 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 08, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
he might end up like Bill Cosby thinking his name is Jesus Christ.

Thats one of my favorite stand up routines!



Dammit Jim will be fine in time, my only concern really is Mrs. Republic.  She had to have an epidural blood patch because of an inept anesthesiologist. 

There was a point during pregnancy where her blood pressure dropped to 40/20 and she lost consciousness.  I have never felt the feelings I felt at that time ever in my life and never do I want to feel them again...  As she drifted out she said very faintly "Is Brian ok?"  (Brian being me)  I lost it, I broke down...  They brought her back up again, but that moment where my wife's...my best friend's last conscious thoughts were about how I was doing...while she was being splayed open...was too much.

I hate to be so sappy...but I am so proud and thankful for Mrs. Republic.  How a goofy guy like me got so lucky...I'll never know.

I'm glad everything seems to have worked out, Republic. Certainly no worries about being sappy under the circumstances.

Also, poor Dammit Jim is now doomed to many years of being guilt tripped by mom every single time he acts up...  ;D

GDS_Starfury

by the way...
if you and the wife ever need a break Windy and I are down for baby sitting.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Huw the Poo

Quote from: republic on August 08, 2013, 09:12:49 PM
Dammit Jim will be fine in time, my only concern really is Mrs. Republic.  She had to have an epidural blood patch because of an inept anesthesiologist. 

I wonder how difficult it is to perform an epidural.  I've heard loads of stories like these.  My own lady has had complications from her first epidural, and the second time around, the anaesthesiologist just couldn't do it for the life of him...eventually the lead surgeon had to do it for him.  Crazy.

Anyway, I hope Mrs Republic has a speedy recovery so you can all get back to concentrating on little Dammit Jim. :)

Quote from: GDS_Starfury on August 08, 2013, 07:09:09 PM
he might end up like Bill Cosby thinking his name is Jesus Christ.

Ha!  I've never seen this before.  Just looked it up - hilarious!

GDS_Starfury

perhaps he should just be called Jesus Jim, Christ's much lesser known wargaming brother.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


republic

Wife is much better today!  Thank you for all the thoughts, prayers, and kind words.  We are on track to be released to go home this evening, all depending on DJ.  (Dammit Jim)

Centurion40

Great news!  Thanks for the update.

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W8taminute

Glad to hear your wife and DJ are doing fine.  Congratulations, now go home and enjoy the new baby!
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mirth

Quote from: republic on August 09, 2013, 07:30:03 AM
Wife is much better today!  Thank you for all the thoughts, prayers, and kind words.  We are on track to be released to go home this evening, all depending on DJ.  (Dammit Jim)

Glad things are better for your wife. And congrats on the new son! I'm sure you're all looking forward to being home!
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Barthheart

Like everyone else, glad things are turning out all right. And congrats on bringing a new wargamer into the fold.

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LongBlade

Quote from: republic on August 09, 2013, 07:30:03 AM
Wife is much better today!  Thank you for all the thoughts, prayers, and kind words.  We are on track to be released to go home this evening, all depending on DJ.  (Dammit Jim)

Great news. Glad to hear it!
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Martok

Quote from: republic on August 09, 2013, 07:30:03 AM
Wife is much better today!  Thank you for all the thoughts, prayers, and kind words.  We are on track to be released to go home this evening, all depending on DJ.  (Dammit Jim)
Hooray!  Awesome news, republic.  Am very glad she's improved. 

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