Iranian Warships Threaten U.S. Maritime Borders

[Staggerwing]

^Dude, Cop Rock? We do not speak of such things, much as True Klingons do not speak of those without forehead lines.

[BanzaiCat]

I'd take a Cop Rock marathon with a steaming, stinking slice of Glee on the side before I watch that Red Dawn remake again.

[MetalDog]

I have to agree with B_C on this one.  That Red Dawn remake was the pits!

[W8taminute]

Chekhov seems to have the solution to this problem:

[Steelgrave]

Steelie...those are not the REAL Wolverines! Come on now.

That's ok because the Iranians don't have a real Navy either  8) 

[skeptical.platypus]

If I was a US Navy Admiral with a sense of humor, I'd send out one of the Kidd-class destroyers to meet them. (Of course, if I was a US Navy Admiral, I'd probably know if any of those aren't mothballed.)

[Staggerwing]

Why don't we just let the Coast Guard handle it?

[Keunert]

are you still there?

[Keunert]

US answer please!

[Staggerwing]

Yes?

[Keunert]

puh

[Staggerwing]

Orly

[Gusington]

We could send in the guys from Cop Rock in a dinghy to meet and make contact with the Persian Atlantic Fleet.

[Steelgrave]

We could send in the guys from Cop Rock in a dinghy to meet and make contact with the Persian Atlantic Fleet.

Seems like an excessive show of force, all things considered  ;D

[OJsDad]

How about the cop from the Village People.  Would that be too excessive.