Jarhead...I HAVE to know!

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solops

June 09, 2014, 10:55:13 PM
Should I build a bunker?
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GDS_Starfury

#1
June 09, 2014, 11:12:02 PM
no

you call it a wine vault.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Jarhead0331

#2
June 10, 2014, 05:34:46 AM
According to my cat, yes.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

bbmike

#3
June 10, 2014, 05:49:33 AM
Is that the same cat that was reading military strategy earlier?
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
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Jarhead0331

#4
June 10, 2014, 06:52:35 AM
Quote from: bbmike on June 10, 2014, 05:49:33 AM
Is that the same cat that was reading military strategy earlier?

Of course.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

Sir Slash

#5
June 10, 2014, 08:54:20 AM
I thought the cat WAS Jarhead. It's not an impossibility. My cat helps me with my posts, correcting spelling and gives me her opinion of my thoughts and then she goes to sleep. That should explain a lot.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

bbmike

#6
June 10, 2014, 11:28:49 AM
My guess is that the Quint avatar is a more realistic representation of the actual Jarhead.
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

Sir Slash

#7
June 10, 2014, 12:27:49 PM
Good point.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

GDS_Starfury

#8
June 10, 2014, 12:50:18 PM
actually its not.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

BanzaiCat

#9
June 10, 2014, 01:27:41 PM
It's funny, I keep thinking if I ever meet any of you in person, I'm going to be disappointed you don't look like your avatars.

Jarhead, not looking like a psychopath wielding sharp blades at the beach or on a boat somewhere.

Star, without a murderous/borderline pedo grin and a red mohawk to boot.

Sir Slash, not looking like a pug, or not wearing a pug t-shirt at least.

Ubercat, without his ears pinned back and a perpetual "WTF is that" look on his face.

Mirth, for not looking like Bill Murray in the slightest.

Bawb, for not wearing a full suit of armor.

Gus, not looking like he's just stuck his unmentionables in a light socket, causing his red hair to stick straight up on end and having a facial expression that somehow measures both unmitigated pleasure and complete shock that he's a dead man now.

...and so on.

Jarhead0331

#10
June 10, 2014, 01:39:41 PM
^FWIW, I highly doubt you look like a cat who is a Japanese kamikazee pilot.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

BanzaiCat

#11
June 10, 2014, 01:41:12 PM
The truth is indeed much stranger than fiction.

Staggerwing

#12
June 10, 2014, 07:20:44 PM
In truth my resemblance to a Pterosaur or DH4 is passing at best. Sadly I am starting to take on many of the attributes of the zeppelin.

Time to switch to light beer.


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mirth

#13
June 10, 2014, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on June 10, 2014, 01:27:41 PM
It's funny, I keep thinking if I ever meet any of you in person, I'm going to be disappointed you don't look like your avatars.

Jarhead, not looking like a psychopath wielding sharp blades at the beach or on a boat somewhere.

Star, without a murderous/borderline pedo grin and a red mohawk to boot.

Sir Slash, not looking like a pug, or not wearing a pug t-shirt at least.

Ubercat, without his ears pinned back and a perpetual "WTF is that" look on his face.

Mirth, for not looking like Bill Murray in the slightest.

Bawb, for not wearing a full suit of armor.

Gus, not looking like he's just stuck his unmentionables in a light socket, causing his red hair to stick straight up on end and having a facial expression that somehow measures both unmitigated pleasure and complete shock that he's a dead man now.

...and so on.


Star is the only one who does in fact look like his avatar.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Jarhead0331

#14
June 10, 2014, 07:51:44 PM
Quote from: mirth on June 10, 2014, 07:50:18 PM
Quote from: Banzai_Cat on June 10, 2014, 01:27:41 PM
It's funny, I keep thinking if I ever meet any of you in person, I'm going to be disappointed you don't look like your avatars.

Jarhead, not looking like a psychopath wielding sharp blades at the beach or on a boat somewhere.

Star, without a murderous/borderline pedo grin and a red mohawk to boot.

Sir Slash, not looking like a pug, or not wearing a pug t-shirt at least.

Ubercat, without his ears pinned back and a perpetual "WTF is that" look on his face.

Mirth, for not looking like Bill Murray in the slightest.

Bawb, for not wearing a full suit of armor.

Gus, not looking like he's just stuck his unmentionables in a light socket, causing his red hair to stick straight up on end and having a facial expression that somehow measures both unmitigated pleasure and complete shock that he's a dead man now.

...and so on.


Star is the only one who does in fact look like his avatar.

He's also the only one who actually acts like his avatar.
Grogheads Uber Alles
Semper Grog
"No beast is more alpha than JH." Gusington, 10/23/18

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