Jarhead...I HAVE to know!

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GDS_Starfury

#15
June 10, 2014, 08:24:05 PM
 >:D
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Gusington

#16
June 10, 2014, 09:04:57 PM
Reading these forums makes me look like my avatar at least 3 times daily.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

mirth

#17
June 10, 2014, 09:07:18 PM
meep
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#18
June 10, 2014, 09:25:53 PM
Yep.
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GDS_Starfury

#19
June 10, 2014, 09:39:44 PM
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Sir Slash

#20
June 10, 2014, 10:24:06 PM
That's no pug. That's me with my shirt off. ::)
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

mirth

#21
June 10, 2014, 10:26:23 PM
and we have a winner
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

GDS_Starfury

#22
June 10, 2014, 10:26:37 PM
my ankles aren't afraid of you.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

mirth

#23
June 10, 2014, 10:28:05 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on June 10, 2014, 10:26:37 PM
my ankles aren't afraid of you.

they're terrified of Gus though
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

#24
June 11, 2014, 07:27:42 AM
As they should be.
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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

BanzaiCat

#25
June 11, 2014, 07:43:09 AM
I heard he prefers cankles, though, because they're much more chewy and stretchy.

Sir Slash

#26
June 11, 2014, 10:39:38 AM
I hike my leg on you all. But I wouldn't hump a one of yours, no matter how much you rub my belly. ^-^
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

BanzaiCat

#27
June 11, 2014, 10:49:13 AM
Pugs are NASTY farters. We had some friends in Dallas that owned three of the devilish things. Jeezus they could clear a room.

Also great camouflage for busting out an SBD and blaming it on the dog.  >:D

Sir Slash

#28
June 11, 2014, 12:14:50 PM
I raised them for over 20 years. The females are very sweet but the males cannot stay out of trouble and will piss on everything within a 2 block radius. But they would sell like bibs at a Bar-B-Que.
"Take a look at that". Sgt. Wilkerson-- CMBN. His last words after spotting a German tank on the other side of a hedgerow.

Gusington

#29
June 11, 2014, 01:12:19 PM
My dog, as he ages, has been clearing out our tv room for years with his emissions.
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