Naval Gunnery Question

Started by Gusington, February 03, 2012, 10:58:07 AM

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LongBlade

You obviously aren't paying attention.

We want the USS Portmanteau.
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Windigo

Quote from: LongBlade on February 06, 2012, 05:41:08 PM
You obviously aren't paying attention.

We want the USS Portmanteau.
Yup I am busted.... didn't read that bit.

I want the Tirpitz... just cuz.... german engineering at its pinnacle IMO
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Staggerwing

Quote from: Windigo on February 06, 2012, 05:43:14 PM
Quote from: LongBlade on February 06, 2012, 05:41:08 PM
You obviously aren't paying attention.

We want the USS Portmanteau.
Yup I am busted.... didn't read that bit.

I want the Tirpitz... just cuz.... german engineering at its pinnacle IMO

Iowa class (including the Missouri) were the penultimate BBs. They would have only been surpassed by the Montana
class which were never built. The Bismark and Tirpitz twins were rather puny by comparison. If you ever want to
start a flame war go to a naval grog site and post this question: "Who would have won? Yamato v. Iowa?" and then
grab your bowl of popcorn. Good times  ;)
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Staggerwing

#48
BTW, here is a good concept candidate for USS Portmanteau (look carefully):



another view:

Vituð ér enn - eða hvat?  -Voluspa

Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

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LongBlade

I love the carrier concept, but those guns amidships seem like a handicap. Why not put them under the stern runway? Maybe if a plane misses it takes out your guns? You still lose all field of fire to the aft - I think I'd place at least one of them on the stern and take the chance.

Nice find. Photoshop your work?
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Staggerwing

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Quote from: LongBlade on February 06, 2012, 08:14:56 PM
I love the carrier concept, but those guns amidships seem like a handicap. Why not put them under the stern runway? Maybe if a plane misses it takes out your guns? You still lose all field of fire to the aft - I think I'd place at least one of them on the stern and take the chance.

Nice find. Photoshop your work?

I wish I were so talented. No, this was the product of Japanese naval yards. It actually existed! In 1943 the IJN
converted two Ise- class BBs to this configuration. They were the Ise itself and the Hyuga. They were rather
underwhelming in their new intended role though.

If you've played the original Complete Carriers at War there is an option to use the USS San Francisco in a historically
proposed hybrid configuration. She, however, was merely a Heavy cruiser and thus not Portmanteau worthy.
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Nothing really rocks and nothing really rolls and nothing's ever worth the cost...

"Don't you look at me that way..." -the Abyss
 
'When searching for a meaningful embrace, sometimes my self respect took second place' -Iggy Pop, Cry for Love

... this will go down on your permanent record... -the Violent Femmes, 'Kiss Off'-

"I'm not just anyone, I'm not just anyone-
I got my time machine, got my 'electronic dream!"
-Sonic Reducer, -Dead Boys

Gusington

Wow...can we rename that thing the Portmanteau?


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Greybriar

Quote from: LongBlade on February 06, 2012, 12:31:14 PM
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This is probably the closest I will ever get to having a battleship.
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LongBlade

I need to take a couple of photos of my Dystopian Wars dreadnought(s). But be forewarned: Gus will have a coronary.
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Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Gusington

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besilarius

Hi, fellers, great to find this thread.
Two sites that would increase the drool factor.
www.navweaps.com
www.combinedfleet.com
The first is a technical board on naval weaponry.  Huge amounts of trivia on battleship guns.
The second is by the folks who brought you "Shattered Sword" on the Battle of Midway.  One of the features is their ratings of WWII battleships.  How they rate them, and the reasons why.

LB you should have gotten into collecting battleships about forty years ago.  The World War One German Battlecruise, Goeben, was still in the Turkish Navy.  The Turks finally sold her to Gillette, so you have probably been shaving with her for the last forty years.
http://www.navweaps.com/index_tech/tech-006.htm

Here is a link to an article that you likely will enjoy.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Gusington



слава Україна!

We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

besilarius

You're too kind, Gus.

Staggerwing, believe it or don't, but prior to Vietnam, the USN did make proposals to give the Iowas some aircraft capacity.
There were plans to remove turret three, and mkae the stern a huge helicopter hangar and deck.
The gunnery spaces below turret three would be reconfigured as a marine battalion space.
I suppose, it might be possible to even rig a ski-jump for Harrier aircraft, but they were only on the drawing boards back them.
A kind of backwards hybrid like Ise class.
"Most gods throw dice, but Fate plays chess, and you don't find out until too late that he's been playing with two queens all along".  Terry Pratchett.

During filming of Airplane, Leslie Nielsen used a whoopee cushion to keep the cast off-balance. Hays said that Nielsen "played that thing like a maestro"

Tallulah Bankhead: "I'll come and make love to you at five o'clock. If I'm late, start without me."

"When all other trusts fail, turn to Flashman." — Abraham Lincoln.

"I have enjoyed very warm relations with my two husbands."
"With your eyes closed?"
"That helped."  Lauren Bacall

Master Chiefs are sneaky, dastardly, and snarky miscreants who thrive on the tears of Ensigns and belly dancers.   Admiral Gerry Bogan.

Hartford688

For anyone hearing a 15"fire, I guess Normandy in 1944 would have done.

Or in 1940, when H.M.S. Warspite hit the Giulio Cesare between the funnels at 26,000 yards (!)

LongBlade

Quote from: Hartford688 on February 16, 2012, 05:32:43 PM
For anyone hearing a 15"fire, I guess Normandy in 1944 would have done.

Or in 1940, when H.M.S. Warspite hit the Giulio Cesare between the funnels at 26,000 yards (!)

Wow. Can you imagine? 26,000 yards. Talk about a sharpshooter.
All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.