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mirth

Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)

I think that's a slightly different game, Goat Stimulator.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Steelgrave

^Reminds me of one of my favorite jokes. Why do Scotmen wear kilts?






Because a sheep can hear a zipper at 100 yards.


Don't throw stones, I'm Scot/Irish myself   8)

Huw the Poo

Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)

Hey, we don't shag goats in Wales!  That would be disgusting!

We shag sheep. :)

mirth

Quote from: Huw the Poo on September 26, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)

Hey, we don't shag goats in Wales!  That would be disgusting!

We shag sheep. :)

Be honest. You'd shag a goat if you couldn't find any sheep.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

BanzaiCat


JudgeDredd

Quote from: Huw the Poo on September 26, 2014, 12:44:52 PM
Quote from: JudgeDredd on September 26, 2014, 12:15:52 PM
I heard it's quite popular in Wales and some parts of Northern Scotland :-)

Hey, we don't shag goats in Wales!  That would be disgusting!

We shag sheep. :)
lol - Like you could tell the difference after a few of these (Brains SA (Skull Attack))  ???

Alba gu' brath
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Huw the Poo

Pfft.  As if I'd drink beer from a can.  I have some class!

JudgeDredd

No - of course not. I didn't mean to insinuate that. You will of course pour the contents of the can into a glass. Maybe even a clean one  :2funny:
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Jarhead - I hate people

Huw the Poo

A pox on you, sir!  I hope you stub your toe this weekend.

JudgeDredd

Love the Welsh mate - "There they were - by ere"

Bessie mate from the forces is Welsh. Known him since 1985...gem of a bloke.
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Jarhead - I hate people

jomni

Lol.  I really like reading the conversations that pop up whenever I revive this thread.

GDS_Starfury

beer always tastes better from a can.
and before you misanthropes start talking shit keep in mind that all draft beer is kept in metal first.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


Huw the Poo

Barbarian!  Do you eat your food off the floor too?!

GDS_Starfury

Ive tested the idea with many brews.  the lack of sunlight makes a huge difference as does a can liner.  but the simple truth is that your favorite beer served as a draft comes from a metal container.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.


JudgeDredd

Quote from: Huw the Poo on September 27, 2014, 01:39:41 AM
Barbarian!  Do you eat your food off the floor too?!
I do. I remember dropping my battered black pudding in a train station floor at about 23:00 and spending about 10 minute s trying to pick it up.

I'm not proud of it, but I reckon the guys on the CCTV had a few laughs that night! It's probably on Youtube somewhere
Alba gu' brath
Jarhead - I hate people