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Gusington



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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

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JasonPratt

Transylvania (per se) exists as a duchy, though with somewhat different territories, at every bookmark; and Wallachia at almost every bookmark (except the 1066 one where that area is Pecheneg instead.)

Jan 1 1377 is the latest start date; Wallachia is back to being its own independent realm after having been overrun by the horde, and Transylvania is back to being part of Hungary again.

Vlad doesn't seem to be around at that date, nor his father, though he may show up later: Vlad 3 (Dracula) ruled as chief duke in the area mostly from 1450 through the early 1460s. (He was around when he wasn't Voivode, of course.)

Depending on what DLCs you've picked up, I wouldn't be too surprised if a path existed for him to actually become a vampire! -- he could theoretically become the anti-Christ or some other Satanic sorcerer with Dark Lord Beasts like anyone else, after all. ;)
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PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
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Gusington

^From your keyboard to the gaming gods' ears! Gotta check it out once I am over my fantasy gaming orgy.


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

bbmike

Quote from: JasonPratt on October 26, 2014, 11:39:30 AM
Transylvania (per se) exists as a duchy, though with somewhat different territories, at every bookmark; and Wallachia at almost every bookmark (except the 1066 one where that area is Pecheneg instead.)

Jan 1 1377 is the latest start date; Wallachia is back to being its own independent realm after having been overrun by the horde, and Transylvania is back to being part of Hungary again.

Vlad doesn't seem to be around at that date, nor his father, though he may show up later: Vlad 3 (Dracula) ruled as chief duke in the area mostly from 1450 through the early 1460s. (He was around when he wasn't Voivode, of course.)

Depending on what DLCs you've picked up, I wouldn't be too surprised if a path existed for him to actually become a vampire! -- he could theoretically become the anti-Christ or some other Satanic sorcerer with Dark Lord Beasts like anyone else, after all. ;)

Please read Fred Saberhagen's The Dracula Tape. He wasn't like that at all.  :)
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undercovergeek

Quote from: Gusington on October 26, 2014, 05:16:45 PM
^From your keyboard to the gaming gods' ears! Gotta check it out once I am over my fantasy gaming orgy.

somewhere in the murky past was a narrative AAR at paradox about transylvania and vampire lords

mirth

Quote from: bbmike on October 26, 2014, 05:36:22 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 26, 2014, 11:39:30 AM
Transylvania (per se) exists as a duchy, though with somewhat different territories, at every bookmark; and Wallachia at almost every bookmark (except the 1066 one where that area is Pecheneg instead.)

Jan 1 1377 is the latest start date; Wallachia is back to being its own independent realm after having been overrun by the horde, and Transylvania is back to being part of Hungary again.

Vlad doesn't seem to be around at that date, nor his father, though he may show up later: Vlad 3 (Dracula) ruled as chief duke in the area mostly from 1450 through the early 1460s. (He was around when he wasn't Voivode, of course.)

Depending on what DLCs you've picked up, I wouldn't be too surprised if a path existed for him to actually become a vampire! -- he could theoretically become the anti-Christ or some other Satanic sorcerer with Dark Lord Beasts like anyone else, after all. ;)

Please read Fred Saberhagen's The Dracula Tape. He wasn't like that at all.  :)

I loved him when he pitched for the Royals.
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bbmike

Quote from: mirth on October 26, 2014, 05:48:01 PM
Quote from: bbmike on October 26, 2014, 05:36:22 PM
Quote from: JasonPratt on October 26, 2014, 11:39:30 AM
Transylvania (per se) exists as a duchy, though with somewhat different territories, at every bookmark; and Wallachia at almost every bookmark (except the 1066 one where that area is Pecheneg instead.)

Jan 1 1377 is the latest start date; Wallachia is back to being its own independent realm after having been overrun by the horde, and Transylvania is back to being part of Hungary again.

Vlad doesn't seem to be around at that date, nor his father, though he may show up later: Vlad 3 (Dracula) ruled as chief duke in the area mostly from 1450 through the early 1460s. (He was around when he wasn't Voivode, of course.)

Depending on what DLCs you've picked up, I wouldn't be too surprised if a path existed for him to actually become a vampire! -- he could theoretically become the anti-Christ or some other Satanic sorcerer with Dark Lord Beasts like anyone else, after all. ;)

Please read Fred Saberhagen's The Dracula Tape. He wasn't like that at all.  :)

I loved him when he pitched for the Royals.

Don't know about the Royals but he did play for my Feds in OOTP.  :P
"My life is spent in one long effort to escape from the commonplace of existence."
-Sherlock Holmes

"You know, just once I'd like to meet an alien menace that wasn't immune to bullets."
-Brigadier Lethbridge-Stewart

"There's a horror movie called Alien? That's really offensive. No wonder everyone keeps invading you!"
-The Doctor

"Before Man goes to the stars he should learn how to live on Earth."
-Clifford D. Simak

mirth

"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

Gusington

Mirth that is hilarious!

'Geek: does that AAR really exist somewhere on the cybertubes?


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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

undercovergeek

hand on heart sir, ill do my best to find it

after his first post there was a dogpile of subscribers as apparently hed done one before

Gusington



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We can't live under the threat of a c*nt because he's threatening nuclear Armageddon.

-JudgeDredd

Toonces

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undercovergeek

Quote from: Gusington on October 26, 2014, 08:50:10 PM
^Do you remember what site it was on?

Paradox aar page but it had a fancy title it wasn't just wallachia aar

Quote from: Toonces on October 26, 2014, 09:58:56 PM
I love your new avatar UCG!

Cheers toonces - apart from last week's jiggly boobs it's my first forum avatar

JasonPratt

Mike, Saberhagen's Drac Tape is one of my favorite books!  :smitten:

The rest of the series was of variable quality, unfortunately. Every scene with Dracula, past or present, was gold; the rest ranged from Holmes&Watson (by far the best non-Drac chapters), to meh, to meth-addled.


Quote from: undercovergeek on October 27, 2014, 03:08:35 AM
Cheers toonces - apart from last week's jiggly boobs it's my first forum avatar

You mean there isn't one under the creepy hood?

You know? For Halloween? EXACTLY ONE WHERE THERE SHOULD BE A FACE!?!!?

Never mind then. :)
ICEBREAKER THESIS CHRONOLOGY! -- Victor Suvorov's Stalin Grand Strategy theory, in lots and lots of chronological order...
Dawn of Armageddon -- narrative AAR for Dawn of War: Soulstorm: Ultimate Apocalypse
Survive Harder! -- Two season narrative AAR, an Amazon Blood Bowl career.
PanzOrc Corpz Generals -- Fantasy Wars narrative AAR, half a combined campaign.
Khazâd du-bekâr! -- narrative dwarf AAR for LotR BfME2 RotWK campaign.
RobO Q Campaign Generator -- archived classic CMBB/CMAK tool!