Beelzebub's first day at school

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mirth

#15
October 30, 2014, 08:25:44 PM
It would take a miracle.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

bayonetbrant

#16
October 30, 2014, 08:35:59 PM
Quote from: endfire79 on October 30, 2014, 07:36:25 PM
Quote from: bayonetbrant on October 30, 2014, 07:09:06 PM
I think the point they're trying to make is that if you're going to try to sneak one religion into the school, be prepared for every other religion to follow - even (especially!) the ones you don't like.  Don't want kids bringing that home?  Don't try to insist on prayer in the schools...

I'd say that's their point as well. 



Yes, I am channeling their argument.  I'm not making it my own
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

endfire79

#17
October 30, 2014, 08:42:22 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 08:22:33 PM
LB, that would mean using common sense in public schools.  WTF are you thinking man!

...exactly! :)
"I will return before you can say 'antidisestablishmentarianism'."

"A man may fight for many things. His country, his principles, his friends. The glistening tear on the cheek of a golden child. But personally, I'd mud-wrestle my own mother for a ton of cash, an amusing clock and a sack of French porn."

Centurion40

#18
October 31, 2014, 10:50:40 AM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 06:31:50 PM
Here's a test for all you free thinkers and First Amendment supporters, the Satanic Temple has submitted a coloring book and two fact sheets to the Orange County, Florida school district for approval to be distributed in county schools.  Now, I am not a church goer, but, my personal belief is in Jesus as my Lord and Savior.  And I gotta say, this disturbs me greatly.  I do not have children of school age any more, but, if one of my kids came home with that, I'm not sure I could get to a school board member fast enough to ask them wtf was going on?!  So, if the Temple gets their way, this HAS to be distributed in the schools.  What would YOU do?


http://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/satanic-temple-submits-coloring-book-fact-sheets-for-distribution-at-fla-schools/ar-BBc5I38?ocid=mailsignout

My initial, knee-jerk reaction is basically the same as yours.  However, the more that I understand about the actual "Church of Satan" (as opposed to isolated packs of self-style Satan worshippers who do awful shit), the more I see them as somewhat ridiculous.

http://www.vox.com/xpress/2014/9/19/6526963/happy-friday-heres-a-coloring-book-about-satan

Freedom of religion is just that.
Any time is a good time for pie.

bob48

#19
October 31, 2014, 10:56:03 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery. 

He mitre get upset with that.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

bayonetbrant

#20
October 31, 2014, 11:03:45 AM
The blessed thing for him would be to avoid this thread, lest he be assailed by puns
The key to surviving this site is to not say something which ends up as someone's tag line - Steelgrave

"their citizens (all of them counted as such) glorified their mythology of 'rights'...and lost track of their duties. No nation, so constituted, can endure." Robert Heinlein, Starship Troopers

GDS_Starfury

#21
October 31, 2014, 11:14:05 AM
I had eggs benediction for breakfast.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

bob48

#22
October 31, 2014, 11:20:01 AM
With holy toast?
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!

mirth

#23
October 31, 2014, 11:26:44 AM
To quip is human;  to pun, divine.
"45 minutes of pooping Tribbles being juggled by a drunken Horta would be better than Season 1 of TNG." - SirAndrewD

"you don't look at the mantelpiece when you're poking the fire" - Bawb

"Can't 'un' until you 'pre', son." - Gus

LongBlade

#24
October 31, 2014, 11:36:41 AM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 08:22:33 PM
LB, that would mean using common sense in public schools.  WTF are you thinking man!

My school might have been the last on Earth to offer it.

That, or Mrs. Johnson was a fucking genius.

All that is gold does not glitter,
Not all those who wander are lost;
The old that is strong does not wither,
Deep roots are not reached by the frost.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#25
October 31, 2014, 12:48:30 PM
Quote from: MetalDog on October 30, 2014, 07:57:45 PM
Quote from: GDS_Starfury on October 30, 2014, 07:50:47 PM
after a long talk with Bawb we're decided to make MD our first Saint in the Church of Punnery. 


As long as I am being sainted for mercilessly opposing puns, I am all for it.

No, you are being punished.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

GDS_Starfury

#26
October 31, 2014, 01:56:35 PM
hes being puntificated.
Jarhead - Yeah. You're probably right.

Gus - I use sweatpants with flannel shorts to soak up my crotch sweat.

Banzai Cat - There is no "partial credit" in grammar. Like anal sex. It's either in, or it's not.

Mirth - We learned long ago that they key isn't to outrun Star, it's to outrun Gus.

Martok - I don't know if it's possible to have an "anti-boner"...but I now have one.

Gus - Celery is vile and has no reason to exist. Like underwear on Star.

Mr. Bigglesworth

#27
October 31, 2014, 02:10:44 PM
Its all about how its spun.
"Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more; "
- Shakespeare's Henry V, Act III, 1598

Con

#28
October 31, 2014, 02:15:05 PM
I wonder if they will have to switch to a new brand of Hand Satanizer now that the Son of Perdition is attending school?

Con

bob48

#29
October 31, 2014, 02:26:52 PM
 They may have to altar a lot of things.
'We few, we happy few, we band of brothers'

'Clip those corners'

Recombobulate the discombobulators!
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